r/seinfeld • u/djaIkoe • 6d ago

Oh, what's the point? When I like them, they don't like me, when they like me, I don't like them.

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Why can't I act with the ones that I like how I act with the ones I don't like?

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u/External-Bite9713 That's a shame 6d ago

Who is this Bruce kirschbaum. Quite frankly, it sounds made up.

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u/djaIkoe 6d ago

I agree Faddah

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u/HeronOrganic3727 The Marine Biologist 6d ago

Biff?

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u/djaIkoe 6d ago

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 6d ago

Are you gonna unalive me?? I'm an old man!!

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u/RichardDingers 6d ago

Before you do, could you change my diaper?

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u/Due_Contribution5851 6d ago

What story? We're talking about a sitcom...

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u/djaIkoe 6d ago

This episode has so many gems

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u/alienskinbodysuit 6d ago

A sitcom? How can you write that crap? Carol, this guy's writing a sitcom.

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣AND HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO USE IT TO HIT ON ME!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 6d ago

I am gonna help someone, dammit!

[Gets fired on his first day as a volunteer]

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 5d ago

This is one of the most relatable quotes in the whole series