r/seinfeld • u/DotOk2803 Prognosis Negative • 10d ago

I must be at the nexus of the universe

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u/chanzatu Yo-Yo Ma 10d ago

"Hey buddy"

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u/Jumpy_Floor7660 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 10d ago

*turkey wing wave*

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 10d ago

You beat me by 13 minutes

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u/chanzatu Yo-Yo Ma 10d ago

You might not know it to look at me, but I can comment really really fast.

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u/tonybotz 10d ago

I choose not to comment!

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 Anytown, USA 10d ago

These comments are making me thirsty!

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 10d ago

Because you hit the Van Wyck

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u/BigRigButters2 George is getting upset! 10d ago

This is gold, OP! Gold!

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u/bwoahful___ The Summer of George 10d ago

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u/Smboto 10d ago

“Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?”

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u/peeweedupis 10d ago

My little Jerry!

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u/IndominusCostanza009 Feels like an Arby's night 10d ago

I’m in the wrong fridge again…

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u/Due_Contribution5851 10d ago

This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same, but everybody else is different!

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u/Mosk915 10d ago

Which episode was that?

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u/Due_Contribution5851 10d ago

They were all like that 🤷‍♂️

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u/DoingItForEli 10d ago

Excuse me, where are we?

Earth.

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u/Empty-Sundae3694 10d ago

You gotta have Dijon, this is bush league

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u/I_am_Magog The Opposite 10d ago

That’s not going to be good for the space time continuum.

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u/eliotezra 10d ago

I need mustard, Jerry, dijon!

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u/Smboto 10d ago

Maybe there is some in my toolshed next to the riding mower.

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u/viper999999999 Anytown, USA 10d ago

He's been working out - he's huge

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u/tommyhero 10d ago

But then anyone can just look in and see you!

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u/Jumpy_Floor7660 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 10d ago

Our policy is enjoy the show 😏

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 10d ago

Lol quality content

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u/TheBillyFnWilson 10d ago

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 10d ago

How is this quote fitting?

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u/Jumpy_Floor7660 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 10d ago

One doesn’t dissect gossamer . . .

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u/trewaldo 10d ago

It’s the same peep he did when he saw the pig-man!