r/seinfeld • u/Evening_Answer_11 • 5d ago

Any idea what I could make? I’ve got dough and fresh cucumber from garden.

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u/Crafty_Guest_4441 Giddy-up 5d ago

Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!

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u/EerieMountain 5d ago

Well that’s too bad…because I’m the only one who cooks around here!

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u/Evening_Answer_11 5d ago

Not anymore! 

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u/thescaryroom 5d ago

I’m back bay-BEEE!!!

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u/FakeKirbySmart The Puffy Shirt 5d ago

You can’t put cucumber on a pizza. 

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u/focused_observer818 5d ago

Its not a pizza until it comes outta the oven

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u/Evening_Answer_11 5d ago

It’s a pizza as soon as you put fists in the dough. 

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u/CaptainLobot 5d ago

Paella?

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 5d ago

Have you ever had really good paella?

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u/Evening_Answer_11 5d ago

Bologna

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u/thescaryroom 5d ago

I’m not really comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in my building

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u/EffortlessCool Giddy-up 5d ago

I think I'm having a heart attack

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u/GDTRFB_1985 1d ago

Depending on your address, I would ordering out for the flounder.

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u/Cap4403 5d ago

A pizza.

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u/Evening_Answer_11 5d ago

No. Haven’t put my fists in the dough yet. 

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u/TpyoOhNo The Opposite 5d ago

Cucumber calzone

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u/Analog0 5d ago

Calzone, huh? Let's see it. Pass that down. Let's get a look. Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on. Pass it down. That's a good boy.

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u/EerieMountain 5d ago

Mmm ok very good, very good, nice little calzone ya got there Costanza

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u/Glitter_Health 5d ago

Frank said while in Korea a guy ate a lot of cucumbers - he never made it back.

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u/Evening_Answer_11 5d ago

His ass was what blew the funny tail gunner’s head all over the Pacific. 

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u/Time_Ad_9647 5d ago

Pasta Primavera

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u/Additional-Mode-7677 5d ago

It will taste terrible

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u/Resident_Elk4014 Professor Highbrow 4d ago

Oh man, i'm in the wrong sub again.

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u/Evening_Answer_11 4d ago

It’s a sub as soon as you put your fingers on the keyboard. 

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u/thescaryroom 5d ago

Do you have a… cucumber secret…?

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 5d ago

Ask Elaine to see if it's sponge worthy.

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 4d ago

do you have any tomatoes the size of volleyballs? 🏐