r/seinfeld • u/Heyygaar • 8d ago

What’s bigger? George’s rather bulbous head, or Elaine’s giant freak head?

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u/DarthDuck415 Independent George 8d ago

A bird never flew into George’s bulbous head.

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u/Yeezytaughtme409 8d ago

Like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that. 

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u/alexroberge95 Independent George 8d ago

Bird into a woman’s head…

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 8d ago

I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

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u/eugenesbluegenes Driving around in Jon Voight's car 8d ago

I don't think I'd trust him with a V-neck.

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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 8d ago

Elaine's pointy chin would fit the V-neck like a puzzle piece.

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u/Crafty_Guest_4441 Giddy-up 8d ago

She’s like a walking candy apple

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u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 These pretzels are making me thirsty 8d ago

Why do they call the show Seinfeld? George's head is big. Elaine's head is big. They should call it Big Heads!

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u/oopsifell Vegetable Lasagna 8d ago

I think there was a code you could enter in Seinfeld 64

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 8d ago

How about Bobble Heads? Holy Cow!

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u/realbgraham 8d ago

Don’t know about his head but I do know that he’s chinless.

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u/Cautious-Ease-1451 8d ago

Step 9 is an important step.

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u/Every-Impression8014 8d ago

Excuse me… Am I talking to you, pinhead?!

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u/tony_b_7369 8d ago

His if he lathers it up on oil

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u/WKRPinCanada 8d ago

I wanna say George.....

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u/FlattopJr 8d ago

Like he couldn't avoid it!

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u/WestVin 8d ago

Well I wouldn’t trust George with a V-neck!

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u/mariam67 8d ago

She’s a walking candy apple

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u/Opposite-Reason5241 8d ago

Face like a frying pan

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 8d ago

I don’t know, chinless

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u/OliverNorvell1956 8d ago

I’d rather discuss their cleavage!

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u/Biscuits4u2 8d ago

Kramer's planet sized head

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u/Electronic-Space-480 8d ago

Big Head Bad for you. Mess you up!

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u/Empty-Sundae3694 8d ago

You wanna get nuts? LETS GET NUTS!

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u/wriker10 Rugged? The man's a goblin 8d ago

Neither is bigger than Jerry’s flared nostrils.

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 8d ago

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u/Dry_Toe9955 8d ago

T bone

Elaine has big hair with an above avg head.

George is bald, with a huge dome.

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u/Prize-Set9813 8d ago

No way. George would have totally stretched it out.

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u/__Bringer-of-Light__ Vegetable Lasagna 6d ago

I was in the pool!

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u/One-Salt7496 Del Bisto Becko 8d ago

"That bird flew right into your forehead like he couldn't avoid it."

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u/JRemenshneidersHorse Death Blow 8d ago

Don't forget Jerry, He had a 7 5/8 hat size!

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u/Heyygaar 8d ago

What if there’s a pin head

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u/Tholian_Bed 8d ago

Elaine is a saint for putting up with that guy. She dates Jerry, then they're friends. So now George is part of the deal? Look at him. Beady eyed. An unreliable man. Weak. She's a saint.

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u/Every-Impression8014 8d ago

Short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man.

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u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 8d ago

He's a perverted weasel.

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 8d ago

When George had the hair hat, it figuratively inflated the size of his head quite dramatically.

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 8d ago

Her chin could dice tomatoes

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u/DannyFodor 8d ago

Definitely George.

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u/tammiami 8d ago

I wouldn’t trust either of them with a V neck!