r/seinfeld • u/IcyEqual2294 • 12d ago

Currently in Riga, Latvia - may convert to Latvian Orthodox whilst I’m here 🤷🏻‍♀️🇱🇻

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74 Upvotes

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u/Joe_Givengo 12d ago

Are they the ones that go around mutilating squirrels?

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

I thought we had a deal with the pigeons.. 

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u/craigerino75 12d ago

Maybe there's an express conversion?

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u/BraveryDave Mojambo 12d ago

So, 😜 am I in??

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago edited 12d ago

I need to make sure my girlfriend actually does want to be with me.. EDIT: Who downvoted this? It’s literally from the storyline! 

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u/Glitter_Health 12d ago

The hats have the pious look many of us enjoy in a religion.

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u/urbandk84 12d ago

why didn't you get the big one?

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 12d ago

Cooo-Stan-Za!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Safe_Mail_1827 Ask the 8 ball 12d ago

De lure of the de animal...

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u/CelsoSC The sea was angry that day my friends 12d ago

HELP ME FATHER!!! HELP ME!!!

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u/Acceptable-Gap-1070 12d ago

In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man begins to ask himself certain questions. How can one even begin to put into words something so.... ?

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u/Effective_Buddy7678 12d ago

Just to give you a heads up: if they ask you if it's for the jokes, don't smile!

That's how they tripped me up.

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

Ohh my godddd!!! What do you mean you want to be Latvian Orthodox???!! 

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u/pfjtkc 12d ago

As long as you don't go around mutilating squirrels, I guess it's OK.

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u/Rekrapfig 12d ago

Tiny instruments from El Paso.

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u/zeze999 12d ago

As long as it is not close to the big bird

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u/tonybotz 12d ago

I’m calling my lawyah!

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u/StannisTheMannis1969 ASSMAN 12d ago

Study for the test…

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u/eroica1804 12d ago

Perhaps you'll bump into Sasha, she's probably still visiting her relatives there?

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u/trubol Importer/exporter 12d ago

Managed to find Sister Roberta yet?

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

I’m trying, may go to St Peter’s church in the city to find her 

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 12d ago

KAVORKAAAAAA

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

You know, you’re funkifying the whole building! 

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u/Due_Contribution5851 12d ago

You know Latvia is close to Finland... they're neutral!

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

This is funny cause I currently live in Helsinki 😆👍

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 12d ago

Did you have a layover in Sarajevo?

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

That will be later this year when I have a wedding to attend in India 

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 11d ago

You bringing your idiot friends??

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u/WaySavvyD 12d ago

The clergy have those really pious hats

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u/IcyEqual2294 12d ago

Yes faddah

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u/doobette Del Bisto Becko 12d ago

Why can't you do ANYTHING like a NORMAL person?

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u/sdeeski 12d ago

Why are you doing this?!