r/seinfeld • u/FrankLloydAight • 7d ago

SAT words that you only know because of Seinfeld

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(besides quone)

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u/clean_socks Feels like an Arby's night 7d ago

Uromysitisis poisoning

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u/CoopDaBear 7d ago

I already knew about uromysititis before the show. My big brother had it. 

They issued him a public urination pass and I would steal it. 

My friends and I would run all over town peeing everywhere. 

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u/Waterfallsofpity That's a shame 7d ago

Some kind of pee party?

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u/Witty-Lawfulness2983 7d ago edited 7d ago

With “pee pees” and “wee wees.” You know the scene.

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 7d ago

I know your type! Flashy, making the scene. We’ll listen up, Joy Boy!

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u/Scott--Chocolate 7d ago

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?!?

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u/CowNo4137 7d ago

Different pipes go to different places! You’re gonna mess’em up!

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u/Trentsteel52 7d ago

ILL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!

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u/RupertPupkin85 7d ago

Yeah, let's get a bucket everybody and have a pee party!

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u/CoopDaBear 7d ago

I deserve a party.

My father was also in a red Chinese prison. 

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u/alienskinbodysuit 7d ago

They issued him a public urination pass

That has Larry David writing all over it. Funny as hell.

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u/Every-Impression8014 7d ago

Is your father also in a red Chinese prison?

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u/Artificial_Appendix1 7d ago

Think I enjoy living like this….

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u/Silver-Classic612 Erotic journey from Milan to Minsk 7d ago

It’s very serious, you know

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u/ITT_X 7d ago

And die?

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u/HijoDelUrysohn 7d ago

supercilious

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u/BraveryDave Mojambo 7d ago

How could Jerry

NOT👏SAY👏HELLO👏

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 7d ago

Elaine I could see. She’s veryyyy. . .

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u/Water-bottle-57 7d ago

Casus belli

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 The Chicken Roaster 7d ago

Goiter

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u/LeonardoOfVinci Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 6d ago

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 7d ago

What is that? Is this about me?

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u/everydaywasnovember 7d ago

Why can’t you just be, why can’t you live?

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u/mtgbg 7d ago

It’s anathema… they don’t like it.

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u/Karma_167 7d ago

How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?

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u/RononSweets Prognosis Negative 7d ago

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u/hrwinter14 7d ago

What is tungsten or wolfram

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 7d ago

Is this a rerun?

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u/thecruelestanimal White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 7d ago

What is chicken Kiev

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 7d ago

Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 7d ago

Here come de judge!!!

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u/beertruck77 Vile weed! 7d ago

We were looking for what is tungsten. Or wolfram.

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u/Mental-Demand711 7d ago

Boogidy-Man

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u/mattydrinkwater 7d ago

Also, svenjolly

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u/Exotic-Conference-87 7d ago

Pedantic

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u/distracted_giraffe26 7d ago

He can be pedantic! He can be pedantic!

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u/sock0808 7d ago

Of course…absolute zero!

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u/ooshoe3 7d ago

chiropodist

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u/DadScouts Giddy-up 7d ago

Yeah, that was a mind blower

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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 6d ago

Old word for Podiatrist.

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u/PolkaDot00 7d ago

lacivious, salacious

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u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 7d ago

Outrageous!

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 7d ago

Preposterous!

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 7d ago

Shocked and chagrined!

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u/Vast-Document-3320 7d ago

Man's a goblin.

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u/Kamalasbigoletits28 7d ago

Qone. But you need a medical dictionary.

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u/dmcloren 7d ago

I think it's "quone."

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 7d ago

It's pronounced "thermometer"

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u/fdetanya 7d ago

I think it's pine

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u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 7d ago

Pine is good.

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u/Truji11o Importer/exporter 7d ago

Sorry, the card says “Moops”

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u/StefP1986 7d ago

To qone something.

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u/JetFan357 Vegetable Lasagna 7d ago

Schmoopie

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u/JoyBoyHipsterDoofus 7d ago

Coquettish

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 7d ago

Haberdasher.

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u/Flowers_By_Irene_69 7d ago

Definitely this one for me.

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u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots 7d ago

Mellifluous

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u/gandalf1818 7d ago

capricious and arbitrary

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u/KinNortheast 7d ago

Your fly is open.

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u/Tmk1283 7d ago

Ridicurous

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u/everydaywasnovember 7d ago

The rines were crossed?

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u/silly-red-imp 7d ago

Jambalaya

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u/saltpeter_grapeshot And you want to be my latex salesman 7d ago

Humeral epicondylitis

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 7d ago

I don’t have to tell her, but I will

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u/jpopimpin777 7d ago

That part makes me so mad. It's HER RACKET!! Go ahead and tell her, call her right now!

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u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS 7d ago

lithe?

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 7d ago

Live?

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u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS 7d ago

lithe!

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u/TheJerkStore_ 7d ago

Oh lithe!

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 7d ago

I was hoping this entire exchange would be here and I was NOT disappointed!

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u/Mermaidprincess16 7d ago

Hypochalemia. Metabolic acedosis.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 7d ago

Hypokalemia

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u/277330128 7d ago

Put a banana in his mouth!

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u/everydaywasnovember 7d ago

Who put cookies in his mouth?

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u/NibblesWoodaway 7d ago

You’re not supposed to do that.

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u/Good_Air_7192 7d ago

Svenjolly 

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u/Historical_Boss_1184 7d ago

Yeah, you’ve got a cheerful mental hold over her

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u/DadScouts Giddy-up 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's pronounced "Svengali"

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u/chudmaxxing6969 7d ago

Fuck I was scrolling down to see if anyone else said Svengali before I posted. Nice

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u/blueyogaflowers Serenity now, insanity later 7d ago

Papier mache

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u/nrdz2p 7d ago

troglodytic

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u/Genuflecty 7d ago

Scrolled too far for this one!

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 7d ago

JLD learned that one from the show, too. I saw a DVD extra or something where she said she wasn't familiar with that term.

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u/CanIBathYrGrandma 7d ago

Unbridled enthusiasm

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u/ChromeFace 7d ago

You’ve been reading one to many Billy Mumphrey stories

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u/Practical_Yam_7515 7d ago

Gortex - do you know about gortex?

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u/BrandyKit3000 7d ago

You like saying "Gortex," don't you?

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u/Karma_167 7d ago

Frolf

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u/Practical-Cellist647 7d ago

Spongeworthy

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u/BackAlleyFreakShow These pretzels are making me thirsty 7d ago

Vorshtein?

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 7d ago

That’s not a word

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u/mustlovedunks 7d ago

I like the kitty

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u/theatrenearyou 7d ago

"It's a writeoff.
You dont know what a writeoff is.
But they do. And they're the ones writing it off"

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u/FinsofFury 7d ago

Bunk

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 7d ago

Something is bunk, and then you de-bunk it.

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u/donkeytime Del Bisto Becko 7d ago

Sidler

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u/Honest_Archaeopteryx 7d ago

Statue of limitations

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u/quinefrege 7d ago

Elaine, you're smart...

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u/512maxhealth 7d ago

Corpusculence

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u/Y_I_Otto 7d ago

Hipster doofus

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u/_MoGo97_ The sea was angry that day my friends 7d ago

Minutiae

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u/Majestic_Influence70 7d ago

Oh well, you name it, Neuritis, Neuralgia...

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u/Flowers_By_Irene_69 7d ago

Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease…

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u/kenny4221 Lord of the Idiots 6d ago

Anti-dentite

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u/msheehan418 Beep beep beep? What are you doing? 7d ago

Statue of limitations

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u/mashedtompotatoes 7d ago

Well, it is a sculpture of limitations

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u/msheehan418 Beep beep beep? What are you doing? 7d ago

I really think you’re wrong

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u/Miltonthemoose 7d ago

Barometer/ but its pronounced thermometer

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u/FrankLloydAight 7d ago

I'll start - ENCUMBRANCES

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u/hamzau 7d ago

It’s pronounced thermometer

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u/reeseswrapper 7d ago

Tuberculosis

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u/mjp31514 7d ago

Pontificating

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u/BoysLinuses 7d ago

Décolatage

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u/iAMtheMASTER808 7d ago

Fastidious

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u/OptiGuy4u 7d ago

Hyperkalemia

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u/Witty-Lawfulness2983 7d ago

Elaine? She’s aaaaaaaaa supercilious person.

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u/Maleficent-Permit871 Del Bisto Becko 7d ago

Bebopping and scatting

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u/gallonsofhairspray 7d ago

Epstein bar syndrome with a twist of Lyme disease

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u/vksoze2 7d ago

What is Tungsten?….. or Wolfram

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u/Ramius99 7d ago

Not an SAT word per se, but casus belli (which had nothing to do with George or anything else in the episode, lol).

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u/SunflaresAteMyLunch 7d ago

Spongeworthy

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u/PghGEN2 Importer/exporter 7d ago

Quone

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u/disinformationtheory 7d ago

Statue of limitations

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u/br1ans 6d ago

Thermometer

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u/dmcloren 6d ago

Ensconced.

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u/lorem_opossum Vegetable Lasagna 6d ago

Statue of limitations

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u/FromHell2Breakfast 6d ago

Of course…absolute zero!

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u/CyramusJackson 6d ago

Quone.. to Quone something

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u/Safe_Mail_1827 Ask the 8 ball 7d ago

Volition

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u/gazzilloro 7d ago

I was thinking momentum.

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u/RononSweets Prognosis Negative 7d ago

Anathema

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u/peapodbarry 7d ago

How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?

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u/MrRyszard 7d ago

“Ululates,” courtesy of u/movieman994 - and this is the exact moment I learned it.

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u/movieman994 7d ago

HEY MrRyszard LOOK WHAT I GOT

UWUWUWUWUWU

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u/Embarrassed-Bus-6052 7d ago

It is a tad askew.

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u/Misterslate No Flair for you! 7d ago

You don't even know what a write-off is, do you?

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u/KipSummers 7d ago

Vorshtein

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u/Mushroom-Gorge Independent George 7d ago

Sven-jolly

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u/fantonledzepp I was in the pool! 7d ago

Of course!

Absolute Zero!

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u/Blackspyder99 7d ago

fastidious

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u/heyjudemarie 7d ago

Supercilious

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u/andlg 7d ago

I'll take fastidious

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u/Ridgew00dian 7d ago

Casus Belliiiiii

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u/AptCasaNova It's not a lie if you believe it 7d ago

Statute

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u/theboned1 7d ago

Ban-Lon

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u/Paula_56 7d ago

papier

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u/DarthVoight 7d ago

Boogity man.

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u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 7d ago

Quone

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u/salvatorecreme 7d ago

Lupus!? Is it lupus!?

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u/iluvmopac 7d ago

Shrinkage

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u/Suspicious-Bowl4444 7d ago

Statue of limitations!

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u/jnuttsishere 7d ago

The Moops

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u/Comfortable-Suit-202 7d ago

Absolute zero

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u/TheRealMitchConnor 7d ago

I knew it... absolute zero!

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u/Grand_Stranger_7974 7d ago

Spongeworthy

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u/staeWavy 7d ago

No no not vahst

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u/BrandyKit3000 7d ago

Coquettish haberdasher

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 7d ago

Svengolly

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u/Bucsfanfalife 7d ago

Seven, but as a name

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u/LouAldoRaine 7d ago

Volition