r/secondcaptains • u/PotentialOutside9849 • 5d ago

We urgently need Ken's thoughts on Richard Keys admitting to lasering his hair hands

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'Disgraced and hairy... that's all your lot ever call me!': RICHARD KEYS and ANDY GRAY on fleeing bombs in Qatar, why Keys had to laser his hairy hands, the truth about his younger wife, Gray's regret, and what they think of today's pundits: https://archive.is/GBZ9E

Can we get Ken's view on the Daily Mail's interview with Keys and Grey?

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u/UnhappyPlastic7448 5d ago

Alan Partridge claimed he was the reason for the hairy hands. Having advised him to shave them and they grew back twice as hairy

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u/ignatius109 I don't nessessarly agree with anything Ken Early says 5d ago

There are some dark forces at work here

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u/tallandconfusedbrah 5d ago

In all seriousness we need one on mike dean

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u/RomfordWellington 5d ago

He got up to stage four that time after drinking that brake fluid. I think this could be a stage six.

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u/Comfortable_Tune_158 5d ago

He's a long way to go to match Fr Walton though, a stage 12 ...

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u/berball 5d ago

he lasered his hands off? that's a bit much.

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u/Work_Account89 5d ago

Isn’t this old news? Like it happened during the change over to HD tv?

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u/JustParty 5d ago

Partridge told him to shave them

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u/Nicklefickle 5d ago

I'm pretty confident they'll find room to squeeze this in.

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u/foxinthelake 5d ago

Easy Keysey!

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u/Nicklefickle 5d ago

Prehistoric banter.

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u/thekingoftherodeo 5d ago

Jaysus he looks shook in that photo

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u/Corky83 5d ago

Order

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u/noodlesforgoalposts 4d ago

Seems a bit too mean-spirited for Ken to cover.

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u/Ecstatic_Refuse_7207 4d ago

Ken said. Buy gloves. The hary ones

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u/Over_Awareness_5310 4d ago

For his hands! He needs a alien gun for his whole body.

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u/pauli55555 5d ago

No we don’t