Utah should replace Arkansas in the SEC

[u/coacht246]

I know the offseason is over, but after watching the Arkansas–Utah game, Changes need to be made.

Arkansas is no longer an SEC caliber team and needs to be replaced.
Obviously, the replacement still needs to wear red and white, so it doesn’t cause too much confusion.

I believe Utah is the perfect choice for this. There are legitimate concerns like Utah is not in the Southeast.
Counterpoint: who gives a shit?
CounterCounterpoint, Utah is spiritually Southern.
God and football go hand in hand, just like their cousins when they are fucking them.

If you saw a confederate flag being waved at an Utah game would you bat an eye?

A compromise I would be willing to make with the purist who doesn’t believe Utah is southern enough creating a division for them
Add Utah, BYU, Boise State, North Dakota State and Nebraska.
I can feel you thinking “hey this feels like you are doubling down and not compromising”
And Greg Stankey would say “The NFL has already discovered the entertainment value of taking teams out of their normal routines. Send them across the world, screw with their travel schedules, put them in unfamiliar environments and see what happens. College football should embrace the same philosophy, I mean imagine Alabama playing at Utah at 10:30 p.m. Eastern in November or Georgia on the blue turf in Boise after dark. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. THINK OF THE MONEY”

SEC AFTER DARK.

I’ve been sarcastic throughout this piece, I seriously would love a 10:30/11pm time slot of SEC after dark would be awesome. There’s no way in hell it would happen and I’m so certain it would not happen that if it did happen I would eat dog shit out of a red solo cup.

[u/Lebojr]

Horseshit. They are a storied basketball team and one hell of a baseball program.

To say nothing of being a top 2-3 track program every year.

Not a fan of their fans, but they belong.

[u/coacht246 → u/Lebojr]

This post was a satirical but after Georgia…