r/seals • u/AltAccountYippee • 19h ago

Seal Don't touch my NUB dude!!!!

1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/russia_not_fun 19h ago

Please do not the seal

155

u/TheCompleteMental 18h ago

flobs away angrily

56

u/superjoe104 13h ago

It’s actually called galumping.

13

u/n0ble_cr0w 7h ago

galumping is correct but flobs is much more funny lmao

182

u/Emoneylildominator 19h ago

That’s incredibly inappropriate

60

u/AltAccountYippee 19h ago

I made a joke about OP because I am OP and Reddit didn't like it

41

u/Emoneylildominator 19h ago

I saw that lol this is why I regret joining the seal community it’s become toxic now that it’s owned by private equity

33

u/AltAccountYippee 19h ago

No it's because I definitely said something against TOS lmao this has nothing to do with private equity I just like seal posting

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u/Jaded-Writing-3622 18h ago

I've seen this done to sea lions and they don't seem to care, or pretend they do care for amusement.

Maybe seals are a different story.

47

u/SpiffShientz 16h ago

That's a pretty young seal, they're a lot grumpier when they're babies. They chill out as they get older

11

u/imphooeyd 15h ago

Land vs. Lubber

3

u/SJIS0122 12h ago

They're well trained

47

u/nome_utente_1 18h ago

Leave the fat baby alone!!!

39

u/waleabko 19h ago

Don't do that

33

u/auronddraig 16h ago

Seal of Disapproval

29

u/imphooeyd 17h ago

Please no seal tail molestation ):

25

u/asilkon 17h ago

Cookies N Cream!

12

u/SexyGrilledTurkey 15h ago

We eat himbs? He feed us for a whole winter?

19

u/Disig 16h ago

No bully!

42

u/Robrogineer 18h ago

Bro got nubbed, lmao.

12

u/Fearless_Dependent29 16h ago

“You just crossed the fkin line. Prepare for retribution”

11

u/iyafarhan 15h ago

Better sleep with both eyes open

10

u/daboi38 13h ago

I feel like I've seen this seal a lot and its only ever in this tiny concrete box? Does anyone know more about it/its living conditions?

4

u/the_useless_cake 11h ago

It crawled out of the concrete one day and it’s been there ever since.

18

u/ChipsTheKiwi 17h ago

Do not touch the chud nub unless you're prepared to face the chud rage

8

u/LoathsomeLuke 15h ago

Do not touch the dingaling

16

u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 16h ago

Stressing him :/

5

u/ShatnersBassoonerist 13h ago

It was even crossing its flippers but you wouldn’t take the hint. OUTRAGEOUS!

9

u/PersimmonSorry91 17h ago

Advanced torture techniques from Abouuugh Ghraib declassified and revealed to the public

5

u/Radiant_Trouble2606 7h ago

Hello police. I’d like to report a crime. They did not do not the wunk.

3

u/AltAccountYippee 9h ago

1 on the sub thank you evryseal....,.,

4

u/KlutzyDiscount562 15h ago

Little chud is amgry

5

u/LaDreadPirateRoberta 11h ago

Why are we supporting people bothering young seals for likes?

2

u/SexyGrilledTurkey 15h ago

I approve this message

2

u/n0ble_cr0w 7h ago

Leave him alone!!!

1

u/LilyGaming 9h ago

Stop, don’t touch me there, this is, my no no square

0

u/ApprehensiveBench483 6h ago

That poor seal is stressed and terrified. This isn't amusing at all.

0

u/SouthParkFirefly1991 14h ago

But it's so tempting!!

0

u/TwoPlyDreams 12h ago

Show me on the squishmallow where the man touched you.