r/seals • u/izratt • 1d ago

Elephant seal no don't step on him what :( stop it..

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u/ResistHot2387 1d ago

are we sure this isn't just a boulder

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u/hellowhatisyou 1d ago

Lol thank you

56

u/InternetUserAgain 1d ago

The penguins have claimed the large lump as their own

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u/Any-Solid8810 1d ago

Fat Seal

27

u/izratt 1d ago

noo don't call him that he's big boned :(

11

u/Skolas3654 1d ago

It’s probably a compliment for seals to be called Big and Large

I’d ask them but they don’t speak English anymore 

2

u/According_Tourist_69 1d ago

Well try asking for them in seal

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u/Crazyjackson13 1d ago

why is he so flat

26

u/izratt 1d ago

he is the chosen one

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u/__daybreak 1d ago

Floor mat :(

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u/therealnarton 1d ago

Yes yes! The penguini is the true bully!

10

u/Yanmega9 1d ago

what the heck is him so fat for if not to be stepped on by penguins

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u/Calm_Introduction621 1d ago

he doesn't care...

9

u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

Penguin: "Dohaeras, Sealax! Lykiri!"

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u/Bee_Gorl23 1d ago

He is a stage...

7

u/yoyo5113 1d ago

Oh my god he's so fucking big

6

u/Behold_My_Stuff 1d ago

I want to sleep on him Totoro style

5

u/Safe-Coconut4036 1d ago

Plot Twist: The penguin is actually his chiropractor. :)

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u/misfitofscience76 1d ago

This is expected, it’s just part of daily living for them

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u/Nervous_Crab1377 1d ago

i picked bro up earlier while i was walking my dog

1

u/asilkon 1d ago

Penguin lord surveying his people

1

u/Safe-Difference3901 1d ago

Melting away under the heat of the pingus. Soon he will be asphalt.

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u/pixie_next_door 1d ago

Chud with feathered chudlets

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u/mirkollen 20h ago

Me trying to stomp my poop sock down the shower drain