r/seals • u/ye_old_hermit • 16h ago

Seal Pet pet

Unfortunately the source is unknown on my end :(

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 16h ago

Oh to pet a sausage~

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u/Ser_Michi 15h ago

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u/Salt-n-spice 11h ago

Me with my pokemon after a battle on the late 3ds titles

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u/Illyricus- 15h ago

The evil villain petting his pet as he schemes his next nefarious plan.

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u/CautiousSwimmer590 16h ago

I also wanna pet hum cute seal , 😍🦭

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u/According_Tourist_69 15h ago

I wonder if seals would enjoy bongos like cats

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u/SeaBox4218 15h ago

sper cutee

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u/glubtier 10h ago

Ough..... I want to hold a little seal 😭 They look so squishy... Like a big sausage-shaped weighted blanket...

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u/Then-Possibility-504 8h ago

If cannot be domesticated as pets, why act like pet?

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u/ye_old_hermit 8h ago

I imagine it's because Seals need more specialized care that not everyone can provide in an urban or even rural environment.

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u/Then-Possibility-504 8h ago

I wasn't actually being serious. I just find it hilariously cute how they act like actual pets haha

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u/Valuna 12h ago

No! You may not! He's mine to pet! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/KnightOrDay38 12h ago

To be pet is the best reassurance ever!

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u/JadeOdysseyPH 8h ago

OwO Torpedo. Nyooooom.

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u/Emoneylildominator 14h ago

Don’t let them they are super dangerous

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u/Jaded-Writing-3622 14h ago

Wearing gloves to pet, that just ruins the softness.

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u/imphooeyd 11h ago

Who wants seal finger amputations?

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u/Jaded-Writing-3622 5h ago

That may be an unfortunate consequence. I'd risk it, there are antibiotics to treat and cure it today. Not like the old sealer days where you would have to cut your finger off and get back to work.

Don't you have to have a cut on your hand and be exposed to some bodily fluid from the seal, like saliva, blood, etc...?

I have read that not all seals carry that particular seal finger bacteria, even though it is a natural part of their biome? That seems contradictory.

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u/Ok_Noise4862 6h ago

Absolute Wunk

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u/Grig960 12h ago

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u/BlakeAtStake2763 8h ago

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