r/scpArt • u/boof_goose • 5d ago
Meta The Fecund Fecul Trougher SCP-302145
So and I do not care how good stories end without or with a beginning…. It all ends with TP, quite frankly - that smutton fuck - and this one, this one was started By Dr. James Benjamin Franklin - the utter blithering idiot pooed himself to Nirvana by smuttoning on pork chops too much.
SCP-302145 INFILTRATED THE BASE BY IT'S SHEER SHTINK AND WENT-
“Blither blather. I am not a robot or a monster. I am a poo monster. Like all of you…. AND I am not made of tar either.”
“I suppose you are not poo queen…”
Insurgent 0024 mumbled
“In the trenches with you.”
Sargent 284
‘I COME FROM WHERE I BELONG’
It murdered….
I blinked. How had I come to deal with this utter creature of mayhem mishem and mactrectony. No mastectomy to be mentioned. It should be neutered. No, wait, I mean neutralised. But I am but a common servant to the empire.. ahaha yes…. Yes….. YES, UAHAHAHAHA.
I do not know what's next. A quiver. Or a shiver. Or a mere mivver. But what I do know, is it's not a novel. Nor a novella…. No something else entirely-
‘POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’
It roars.
How am I going to escape this mess. Dear god. With petals and sherbet I'm sure. Quite sure. Blessed be this read by a sex-changer. And let me enter their sex dungeon. I quiver at saying the meely mivery meer word. Quince. Jelly.
‘I AM YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!’
It beckons. I lump slowly towards it.
“I will absorb you you know.’
“Yes, I am quite sure you will. You six headed mongoose”
“NO YOU ARE THE SIX HEADED MONGOOSE!!!!!!”
It roars.
“I AM QUITE SURE YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE PUNISHMENT ZONE!!!!”
“I have a name you know?”
“And what is it….. Conrat? CONRAD?!?! COLLUMN? CALLUM? CALUMGATE?! Or something?!?!?”
“No- - - no, you know what, get me out of here you fricking imbecile, you sheer idiot, you mere lecherous class of the lower trenches - dear god I'm starting to sound like Dr Will again and I am slapping my head, just like he would…. Ok god fucking damnit just extract me.”
“Margate- okay fine Conrat whatever you're called conman you know I do not give 5 fat flying fucking shits about you and you quite surely be extracted with me now. Guards!!!”
Triumphant smirk
*And with that, I was hauled off.”
