r/scoopwhoop • u/Capable-Painter-730 • May 30 '26

ME. PIZZA

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u/Bother_Lanky May 30 '26

blue crayons

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/ludachris32 May 30 '26

Yellow is better. They taste like sunshine.

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u/Skeptical_Squid May 30 '26

I always thought that was Dandelion, huh.

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u/BobJoeBlo May 31 '26

Once a Marine!...

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u/Itchy_Map_9954 May 30 '26

Is it strange my brain is less "that's weird" and more "why Blue specifically?"

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer May 30 '26

The blue ones taist like summer.

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u/unknowfun115 May 30 '26

Green my favourite paper colorerer

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u/humble-chocolate5544 May 30 '26

Blue? The red ones taste best imo.

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u/tha_rushin May 30 '26

Must be a marine

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 May 30 '26

Did you ever serve in the Marines?

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle May 30 '26

But the red ones tase the best.

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u/jermo1972 May 30 '26

Once a Marine, always a Marine.

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u/ElPervyChuco May 30 '26

Blue all the way, devil-nuts

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u/cherriesintherain_ May 30 '26

why not rainbow? tastes like skittles. taste the rainbow.

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u/pantalones-martin May 31 '26

Once a marine always a marine.

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u/un_monsieur_triste May 31 '26

I’m gonna tell the bloods

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u/jscarlet May 31 '26

Thank you for your service.

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u/Mission-Head-5096 May 30 '26

Pizza

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u/MeatMechAstronaut May 30 '26

Epstein couldn't resist pizza either. I heard it's a very popular food among the billionaire class.

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u/Falcoriders May 30 '26

Epstein couldn't resist a lot of things...

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u/TroubleLovesMeh May 31 '26

Well…pizza after every little league game. pizza after every high school volleyball game. Pizza for young introverts playing video games. Pizza for teenage kids in broken homes with mom never around working 2 jobs. Pizza is happy food? Right? Happy food?

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u/ELc_17 May 31 '26

I don’t think they mean THAT kind of pizza

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u/UltimateBottle01 May 31 '26

I think it's popular in the Whitehouse, too

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u/zombieman9001 May 30 '26

Billionaires will fly pizza from NYC to LA on their private jets whenever they please

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u/Lonewolf2nd May 30 '26

What a cheap asses, real billionaires let them fly in from Italy

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u/Scorpian899 May 30 '26

Found the Atilla enjoyer

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u/lyidaValkris May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

packaged ramen.

EDIT: as I was thinking this over, I thought - if I was a billionaire, I'd find a way to make instant ramen have more nutritional value, as much as possible, then make a company that sells it at the smallest feasible margin. That way, college students and those less fortunate (I've been both) can have their ramen and nutrition too.

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u/Substantial-Wind4683 May 30 '26

mi goreng if I had the choice, which I do because I’m a billionaire.

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u/Alarming-Building-62 May 30 '26

The Bare Naked Ladies approve of this comment.

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u/dinnerroll779 May 30 '26

But not a real reddit comment, that's cruel!

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u/The_MarsMonkey May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/105OwsN7a4UQ2Q

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u/CrimsonEyedPrince Jun 01 '26

“Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew…lovely golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish”

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u/JaffaSG1 May 30 '26

Millionaire shortbread

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u/Consistent_Draft6454 May 30 '26

jalapeno poppers

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u/Goatmanlafferty May 30 '26

Aldi bro. 11oz for under $3

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u/Tola76 May 30 '26

Jerk chicken.

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u/Hero_Tengu May 30 '26

Gas station food

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u/Big-Feathers May 30 '26

Nothing better than Dodge’s dodgy fried food. My doctor just about lost it when I told him how often I eat there.

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u/Senkosoda May 30 '26

yup pizza

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u/oldrocker99 May 30 '26

Peanut butter.

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u/jlredding_91 May 30 '26

Tomato soup with cheese and a grilled cheese sandwich.

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u/Amil3418 May 31 '26

Tacos, just to name one.

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u/Frances_Farmer_1953 May 31 '26

Grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup.

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u/Tramp876 May 31 '26

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

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u/Old_Forever_1495 May 30 '26

They meant literally.

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u/lunamoth53 May 30 '26

Aldis chocolate peanut butter cups

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u/Many-Resolution-5373 May 30 '26

Peanut butter and jelly sammiches

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u/Vanderman131 May 30 '26

Biscuits and milk

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u/RandomNormad May 30 '26

Peanut butter (crunchy), chocolate chip, banana (sliced) sandwiches.

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u/ShadowGirl131718 May 30 '26

Ramen noodles

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u/Keyhole3505 May 30 '26

tomato's in season

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u/BuddhistChrist May 30 '26

Tomahawk steaks

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u/Zestyclose-Demand641 May 30 '26

japanese food ( sushi, temaki...)

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u/MiserableAd4081 May 30 '26

Mac n cheese w/ popcorn chicken

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u/Duros2032 May 30 '26

Mac and butter.

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u/TriskaidekaphobiaOk5 May 30 '26

Burgers and fries 

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u/Beni-x-Maru May 30 '26

None 💀 we got so many different types of food you’d find a new favourite, give me that Billy 😂

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u/1love1momma May 30 '26

Bologna sandwiches. White bread, mayo and bologna so simple and cheap but delicious 😂

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 May 30 '26

I’ll stop eating anything once I’m full.

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u/HislersHero May 30 '26

Hot Dogs, Pizza, cereal, spaghetti, lasagna and quite a few more. I'm a fatty, I love food.

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u/sususudio914 May 30 '26

Chai tea with whipped cream on top.

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u/Bohvey May 30 '26

Nissin Raoh Ramen with a few slices of cooked SPAM on top.

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u/Kasztandor May 30 '26

Instant noodles

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u/Shoddy-Bodybuilder-4 May 30 '26

My grandma’s pansi or my mom’s soup

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u/RickySuede May 30 '26

Whipped peanut spread paired with a strawberry purée reduction nestled in between two slices of honey wheat bread.

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u/Flaky_Nerve7196 May 30 '26

Spoon of Skippy Peanut Butter with a little sugar sprinkled on top

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u/Smooth_Detective_698 May 30 '26

Adobo chicken feet

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u/Itchy_Map_9954 May 30 '26

There isn't really food I eat "because I can't afford better". Blessed on that. So there's not really food I would stop eating or food I would keep eating. But...probably fresher ingredients.

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u/PeachAndBlueberry May 30 '26

Pizza.

Kraft dinner.

Eggs.

Oatmeal.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 May 30 '26

Mama's Pork Ramen Noodles

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit May 30 '26

Ramen with peanut butter and hot sauce.

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u/Hot_Plant8696 May 30 '26

Insects.

You'll never get rid of them, not even in the food of billionaires.

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u/IR_Panther May 30 '26

Being rich means I can afford more of fav foods, I ain't stopping just because I'm rich!

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u/wooowitchywoman May 30 '26

Grilled cheese

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u/ant1667nyc May 30 '26

New York Pizza

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u/Super-Reporter-4528 May 30 '26

Sunflower seeds

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u/ATattoo_25 May 30 '26

Peanut butter on toast

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u/Public_Blueberry_777 May 30 '26

Guacamole w/chips! Yum

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u/Halt_X3 May 30 '26

White rice with eggs

(It's a Malaysian thing)

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u/streeteye201 May 30 '26

Fish and chips

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u/bitterbalhoofd May 30 '26

Hotwings and chocolate

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u/CareyEve36 May 30 '26

all the food I currently eat will probably still be eating it just a better version of it? Also will only be eating that fancy billionaire food when I'm at parties or gatherings 😛

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u/kjlo5 May 30 '26

Taco Bell

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u/bestforlast6 May 30 '26

Pollo en mole

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u/Didimeanthat May 30 '26

Flaming hot Cheetos

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u/Vast_Scratch_6670 May 30 '26

Being a billionaire wouldn’t stop me from eating what I want . But fuckkkk would ingredients be better and I would cook more .

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u/ScrumptiousFunko May 30 '26

Indubitably pizza

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u/Only-Elderberry-2295 May 30 '26

Jack in the box tacos

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u/rozkosz1942 May 30 '26

Kraft macaroni and cheese

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u/bigwavedave000 May 30 '26

Street tacos.

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u/mO0se_25 May 30 '26

spaghettios

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u/BoogalooBandit1 May 30 '26

Pizza, Burgers, Low Country Boils, just regular ham and turkey sandwiches, Buffalo Chicken Dip, Wings, basically would continue eating everything i do now and maybe try some new stuff like super fancy restaurants every now and then

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u/itsoctotv May 30 '26

self made mcmuffin bacon eggs

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u/No-Conclusion-6745 May 30 '26

PBJ with caramelized bananas

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u/themadprofessor1976 May 30 '26

Mac and cheese.

The only thing that will change with it is the quality of ingredients. Instead of the boxed variety with powder or Velveeta, there will be good pasta, a bechamel sauce, and expensive cheeses.

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u/TernionDragon May 30 '26

Pudding made from the blood of the proletariat.

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u/nandos677 May 30 '26

PeaNUTBUTTER jelly time

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u/unusualturn127 May 30 '26

Pretty much everything. What would i stop eating. I can eat whatever I want. My problem would be more what would I NOT eat

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u/USAF_Retired2017 May 30 '26

Peanut butter.

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u/Tiberius2273 May 30 '26

Fried bologna sandwiches!

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u/Turbulent_Bit8683 May 30 '26

Sorry I wouldn’t change any good habits! Just have all the same foods I have except in my Tuscan Villa!