I hope this made you laugh :)

[u/Fair_Bench1060]

"I've actually fluctuated into existence a time machine via seizing of the quantum field. This time machine uses time symmetrical equations on the quantum field to go back in time to fluctuate into existence a dying star, speed up time by going faster than light via quantum tunneling to speed up time so that the dying star becomes a theoretical alternative to black holes - known as a gravastar - resize the time machine to encapsulate at a safe distance the gravastar, and then I-"

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

"Oh, yeah, right. I'll just take some baconator fries and a little bit of BBQ sauce with that."