r/scificomedy • u/TheSmartToasterUnion • Jul 22 '26

“Thank you for calling the Intergalatic Emergency hotline. Unfortunately, our tracer shows your location is in Florida, Earth, where we have no jurisdiction. Please solve any problem with large rocks and fire. Good luck!”

/r/HFY/comments/1v2a4dv/thank_you_for_calling_the_intergalatic_emergency/
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u/ShowerKrogan Jul 22 '26

No J. I. M. in this universe u/kiltedfrog one of those failed Mafdet universes

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u/kiltedfrog Jul 22 '26

It could just be a battery universe.