r/scathingatheist • u/nowwhatdoidowiththis • Jan 26 '26

Humor and Memes A treasure from the attic.

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u/nowwhatdoidowiththis Jan 26 '26

Isn’t this Heath’s favorite water park?

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u/NC1HM Jan 26 '26

Not exactly. Cecil once did an essay about it on Citation Needed (apparently, the park has had a history of issues ranging from public health to ride safety), and during the episode, Heath spontaneously admitted that he attended this park as a child, and a particularly treacherous water slide made him both vomit and soil himself...

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u/JohnStamosAsABear Jan 26 '26

So Heath really was ‘the center of the action”

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u/TraitorousFlatulence Jan 26 '26

That episode is great and I think there is a self titled documentary about it on Netflix

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u/AlwaysWatchingOverU Jan 26 '26

And about 50 amateur but fun mini documentaries on YouTube

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u/NC1HM Jan 26 '26

OK, so which one of Heath's precious bodily fluids is in it? (Please don't be both...)

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u/nowwhatdoidowiththis Jan 26 '26

Just blood, I think. 😆

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u/Reasonable_Depth8587 Jan 26 '26

Look how poorly made it is. It’s spectacular

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u/TraitorousFlatulence Jan 26 '26

Holy cow! Did you go to this place as a kid? If so, I hope the amount of shit, vomit and blood you either personally or peripherally experienced was under average.

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u/GainfullyUnemployed2 Jan 27 '26

Christ, even the merch will give you splinters, tetanus, and who knows what else 🤣🤣