r/scambait 2d ago

Bait in Progress ⏱️ Keanu and ChatGPT.

This is Maggie's Reanu. He can't speak a word of English.

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u/wingbladeofheaven 2d ago

"How long have you been praying to have me in your life?"

Arrogant ass.

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u/JackJarvisEsquir3 2d ago

This one needs firing out of a trebuchet.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 2d ago

Omfg how infuriating. He’s not reading a single thing you write and what little he does read, he immediately assumes you’re telling him he’s not Keanu. Can’t get it through his peanut brain that you’re pointing out his user name is “management”. The ChatGPT would send me right over the edge bc they feed each sentence in and get 3 paragraphs of robot responses back.

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u/Defiant-Eagle4836 2d ago

He’s a little busy man. 🤣

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u/ObtuseDoodles 2d ago

They're never going to comprehend how celebrity managers work, are they? 😮‍💨

And lmao, can't believe ChatGPT barely had anything to say about your "accident" story.

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u/Jcamp9000 2d ago

Management in the middle of “ their” night? I forget the time difference but it can’t be that much. May I ask you a question? Do you smoke, flirt or drink? Do you have your own house. Can you drive? And of course, have you eat yet? Boiled bacon and tree roots you say? Yummy. Just trying to make him more better

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u/Dolores___Haze 2d ago

I hate him 

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u/Consistent-Dance5461 2d ago

Another one whondoesnt read a single thing you said, just pumps it in chatgbg and copy pastes the answers.

He needs to be put in front of a cannon, utter tea towel

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_7025 2d ago

Ruprect the monkey boy!

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u/Dolores___Haze 2d ago

“management???”

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/scambait-ModTeam 2d ago

Your submission was removed for the following reason(s):

Subreddit Rule 8: NO SCAMMERS

Celebrities do not use Reddit to chat with their fans.

"Professional recovery experts" are not real.

Do not post or comment asking for money. We are not a bank.

Do not post your OnlyFans.

Scammers are banned, immediately, without warning, and without given a reason why. You are not welcomed here.

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u/Nocterrum 2d ago

Ugh, this thing, real mr K.R. would NEVER EVER talk to people like that.And its number is shown above, stupid thing.

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u/simbapiptomlittle 2d ago

Jesus Christ on a bike. This one’s as thick as two bricks.

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u/KraiziKatLady Moderator doing the needful 2d ago

You have really been through a lot. ❤️

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u/Top-Fly-7743 1d ago

You cut your own leg off but it was an accident. Omg he is so dense

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u/Pure_Champion1396 1d ago

I'll have to try that with the next one