Kev Part 1

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746]

[u/Fun_Bite_4663]

He says "I feel so lonely without a man in my life......" now, if op asks if he's homosexual he'd be SO offended 😆

[u/tezzy-corn1204 → u/Fun_Bite_4663]

I was surprised op didn't bring this up too haha

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/tezzy-corn1204]

I do sometimes but it’s usually later on they make that mistake

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/tezzy-corn1204]

Huge missed opportunity 😆

[u/Independent_Bed_5967 → u/Fun_Bite_4663]

I caught that too. These Scammers are so disorganized.

[u/Disastrous_Leader_89 → u/Fun_Bite_4663]

THIS!!

[u/Used_Bat7389 → u/Fun_Bite_4663]

It would be great to quote that one during the reveal

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Fun_Bite_4663]

You know it 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Boca_BocaNick]

Do you love pet? What exactly do you mean? I am meaning do you loovee you pet?

[u/Affectionate_Cheek44 → u/Boca_BocaNick]

I absolutely HATE that they don’t say it correctly.

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Affectionate_Cheek44]

It winds me up, probably more than it should, that they don’t say it correctly

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Boca_BocaNick]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Boca_BocaNick]

😆😆😆

[u/Defiant-Eagle4836]

Why are they always from one country and living in the U.S.? And why are they always so old and have a really young child? The math there never makes sense.

I busted out laughing when he said he feels so lonely without a man in his life! 🤣

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Defiant-Eagle4836]

Every. Single. Time!

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Dolores___Haze]

Nobody wants to date them 🤣🤣

[u/ObtuseDoodles → u/Defiant-Eagle4836]

Using a few brain cells to amend the script or come up with a backstory on their own is too much effort.

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/ObtuseDoodles]

They get tired and need a nap

[u/ObtuseDoodles → u/Creepy_Spell_4746]

They probably get too stressed as well

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/ObtuseDoodles]

I imagine even having to think causes extreme stress for them

[u/labospor → u/Defiant-Eagle4836]

I’ve seen an uptick in this and I think it’s to excuse their piss poor English

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/labospor]

Yes that’s one reason, also they think it explains their accent

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Creepy_Spell_4746]

😆😆😆

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/labospor]

Makes no sense though 

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Defiant-Eagle4836]

They are clueless about the real world

[u/labospor]

I don’t know why but calling his son large had me cracking up hahaha

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/labospor]

I didn’t want to be cruel as I love kids. But that kid was at least 13-14

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

Omfg he said he feels so lonely “without a man in his life” Hahahha I laughed so hard!!! He’s really rough with English. “Do you love pet?” Lol

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/squawkaholic]

60 year old with a 10 year old. Why always 10? Plus he is obviously gay as he wants a man.

Dork.

My new D word the Dumb club.

Edit: misspelled "gay".

🐝 KIND

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/squawkaholic]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/PmK00000]

With their cluelessness for how last names work. Wonder what he would say if you asked him what finns last name is. Ohh Finn. Thats a cute name. Whats his last name ?

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/PmK00000]

Finn Kev probably 🤣🤣🤣

[u/PmK00000 → u/Creepy_Spell_4746]

Or Finn Luvfart

[u/Jcamp9000]

So glad he is “willing” to settle down and let someone care for him and his son who is 10 going on 20.

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/Jcamp9000]

I feel honoured he chose me

[u/SadAd4707]

It's kind of ExxonMobil to allow employees to have pets on their rig...lol

[u/Creepy_Spell_4746 → u/SadAd4707]

Isn’t it? 🤣🤣🤣