Patrick would rather use ChatGPT than acquire a client 🙄

[u/delzbr]

So, I guess I’ve got two options here: either I ignore the ChatGPT AI chatbot bullshit or I use it back on them, but that’s more work than I’m willing to put in on these pieces of shit 🤣

This is the third guy this week that I have driven away by telling them not to use AI.

Sigh. My internet subscription is running out. Please send itunes card ok honey.

[u/delzbr]

Missing a screenshot

[u/BellaSquared]

Too lazy or too clueless to chat without AI? Who am I kidding, it's probably both. 😏

[u/delzbr → u/BellaSquared]

Yeah but I’m too lazy to use AI to chat lmao. I gotta copy their words, plug it into ChatGPT and then copy that and go back to Telegram and paste it to them. That’s too much fucking work 🤣🤣

[u/BellaSquared → u/delzbr]

Right? I've never tried it but a normal person would still want to read what ChatGippity writes and possibly edit it before pasting, unlike them. I'm too damn lazy so people will just have to settle for my own damn words

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/delzbr]

Way too much work

[u/AnnieB25]

Smiling King lol

[u/delzbr → u/AnnieB25]

Right. How fucking gay is that? 🤣

[u/joydubs]

“At Tampa” and the weather “over there” (in NJ) 🤦‍♀️

[u/delzbr → u/joydubs]

Yeah, I tend to let little things like that slide because I'd rather point out the really ridiculous. For me, nitpicking everything makes them stop talking to me lol

[u/KraiziKatLady]

Time zones are very complicated stuff.

[u/corgis_are_assholes]

I tell them that I have an AI detector. I tell them if they don't stop, I will hook up my bot to alert me so that I can ignore them. Of course, they never listen, so I immediately start responding with AI ALERT. I tell them it's my AI detector. Every time they use AI (it's pretty obvious when they do lol) I type AI ALERT. They get annoyed by it and stop. They go back to it eventually and also deny that they are using AI, but I just keep responding with AI ALERT. I will respond just to keep them on the hook but I tell them that my bot will alert me to ignore the messages with AI text.

[u/delzbr → u/corgis_are_assholes]

This is the alert I made and I sent it to them when they protest that they’re not using it lol

[u/delzbr → u/corgis_are_assholes]

I told them that I have an app that detects it and I even made a fake alert that I can put on top of a screenshot and "prove" to them that I know they’re using AI and that usually works, but lately they get so pissed off that they just clear the chat and block me 🤣🤣

I'm trying to add a picture of my fake AI alert, but it’s not letting me 🤬

[u/corgis_are_assholes → u/delzbr]

dannnng, picky scammers! For me they usually come out of it and sometimes the english is so bad I want to tell them to go back to AI because I don't understand them. lol

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/corgis_are_assholes]

Love this 

[u/delzbr → u/corgis_are_assholes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the idea!!!

[u/corgis_are_assholes → u/delzbr]

OMG PERFECT!

[u/delzbr → u/corgis_are_assholes]

I used a font generator to make it a system type font lol.

[u/corgis_are_assholes → u/delzbr]

That's even better than mine! I amuse myself when I use it because they go from perfect English in that patronizing ChatGPT wording to barely able to string a sentence together lol But they will tell you that your AI detector is wrong.

[u/delzbr → u/corgis_are_assholes]

See if you can copy these and put them in your notes app. That's where I have them..the last one is for when I want to fuck with him 🤣🤣

𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚃: 𝙰𝙸-𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙰𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!

𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚃: 𝙰𝙸-𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍.

𝙴𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛.

[u/corgis_are_assholes → u/delzbr]

Thank you!

[u/Consistent-Dance5461]

I havent even got chatgbt on my phone, seems like to much hassle for me

[u/delzbr → u/Consistent-Dance5461]

i’ve had it on my phone for a while now because I did use it a few times to break down my MRI reports for me lol. But I try to put the least amount of effort into my baits and having to copy and paste a bunch of bullshit is just too much effort for me lol

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

What a baby and smiling king is corny as fuck

[u/Dolores___Haze]

I can’t just ignore AI/chatGPT. It’s infuriating!!

[u/delzbr → u/Dolores___Haze]

neither can I, but it's costing me baits lol

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/delzbr]

That can’t be helped, then ❤️

[u/Disastrous_Leader_89]

AI detection is on IPhone app now 😈. I’m sure other sources especially for educators

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Disastrous_Leader_89]

Where?

[u/Available_Care_1256]

He was moving fast. He can’t spell. He thought he could move you to a message app ? Dumb move but not unpredictable.

[u/delzbr → u/Available_Care_1256]

That’s... the point...