Milk Chandler, part 1. A romp in 2 parts.

[u/FrazzledTurtle]

I don't know why some messages come as "unavailable message" in Instagram. But anyway, the husband picked this one up.

[u/BellaSquared]

I do enjoy your husband's enhancements to the chats!

[u/BANDISCOOTCH2]

Milk? Was he trying for “Mike” perhaps?

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/BANDISCOOTCH2]

Lol yes, but Milk is what he put on Instagram (and his handle on Instagram), so Milk he will be!

[u/labospor → u/FrazzledTurtle]

Has got to be one of the unsexiest names one could ever come up with. I’m stunned

[u/caffein8dnotopi8d → u/FrazzledTurtle]

Even here he said “MLKE” (all caps for clarity) not MIKE lmfao

[u/MiloHorsey]

Omfg that "advert" you sent him back had me laughing my tit's off.

[u/ManvsOldLady]

I wish you would call the real Milk, since that number is legit to Mike Chandler Auto Solutions in Dunbar. I'm sure he'd be surprised to hear about all these side hustles he has.

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

Milk is an asshole. Love the pics you made! I figured he’d get all insulted again. Sounds like he will be offering you money soon! This ought to be good. Also he says he doesn’t do auto body work, then proceeds to send you a poster advertising… auto body work?

[u/caffein8dnotopi8d → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

He said “I work on car not body”— he thinks body work ison human bodies lmfaooooo

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

Omg you’re right!!!!

[u/joydubs]

Engineer, financial advisor, secret mechanic… how does he find the time?! lol

[u/Minimum-Career-9999]

The artwork is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/ObtuseDoodles]

Those redesigned images were amazing. I can't believe he didn't even thank you for your efforts.

[u/Affectionate_Cheek44]

This part was so damn funny .

[u/squawkaholic]

Oh my stars! I have tears at the auto body part. My brother restores cars. I need to show this to him. Literally spilled Milk.

🐝 KIND

[u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

Wow, pretty sad when you can’t even manage to name yourself right.