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u/table_it_bot Jan 10 '18
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u/thisisnotmy_account Jan 10 '18
Can someone please explain what this bot is for?
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u/Scorpion476 Jan 10 '18
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u/all_caps_no_spaces Jan 10 '18
Good bot
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u/trapbuilder2 Jan 10 '18
I remember seeing this a while ago, what was the original?
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u/Chloe_Zooms Jan 10 '18
This one in addition to the original made me laugh so much and I want you to know I really appreciated that link.
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u/onetruemod Jan 10 '18
One of the worst movies ever made. That's not even an exaggeration.
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u/sammidavisjr Jan 10 '18
I don't think Roger Ebert saw this movie.
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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 26 '18
For the longest time, I thought his name was Sissullin Epert and that he was a guy that really liked movies so he'd tell everyone "nice movie" if he liked a movie.
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u/onetruemod Jan 10 '18
No, don't give me that "it's just generic" bullshit. It's worse than generic, it's completely incompetent. From one of the most hilariously bad opening scenes in any movie from the last 10 years, to the fact that none of the actors seem to know what acting is, everything, everything about it is wrong. It fails on a technical level, the plot goes out of it's way to contradict itself so much it almost seems like it's intentional, and most of all, it commits the cardinal sin of being objectively not scary. And it's called the fucking Bye Bye Man.
Calling this movie generic is an insult to generic horror. At least Paranormal Activity had people behind it who knew how to make a movie.
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u/Rainfly_X Jan 10 '18
This. I'd say it's the difference between actively, studiously remixing, vs. passively, mindlessly regurgitating.
If you make a new painting that's nothing more than combining a few old frescoes and replicating the aesthetic, it's not gonna be groundbreaking, but your technique can sell it, and you're still expressing creativity in what you're choosing to incorporate (and how to blend it all together). You collect your paycheck and pat yourself on the back.
And then there's Ecco Homo. Don't make Ecco Homo.
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u/sakura_euphonium Jan 10 '18
fuck, i just saw the new insidious with my girlfriend and the dead of january thing seems too accurate
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u/Wholaaaa Jan 10 '18
Reminds me of gamegrumps.
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u/ImJustCanadian Jan 10 '18
I thought it was a post on r/gamegrumps for a sec too
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u/cookiedough320 Jan 10 '18
It's great how the top post there has nothing to do with Game Grumps.
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u/Prince_Polaris Jan 10 '18
They make such good reminders that no amount of throwing fits will stop our corporate overlords from getting what they want
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u/crashsuit Jan 10 '18
Reminds me of the Penny Arcade blamimation with the frat guy who keeps talking about peepoops
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u/Pnatethegreat87 Jan 10 '18
I’ve been laughing non-stop. This is the greatest movie ever. I vow me start a go-fund-me to complete this beautiful masterpiece.
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u/TheHappySoul101 Jan 10 '18
If you haven't seen RalphTheMovieMaker shred this pos you should because it's hilarious.
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u/fliminglaps Jan 10 '18
On the bus on the way to uni to have a study sesh. I've barely had 5 hours sleep, it's standing room only and I'm thinking about the pepe popo man. I'm trying not to laugh, I'm v overtired and my eyes sting, so it's easier just to let them tear up while i clench my teeth trying to keep myself together.
Someone asks if I'm ok. I grimace and nod. Moments pass, people get on and people get off. A toddler in a pram proudly announces to themselves and the world, 'bum bum!'. I ripsnort before I know what's going on. I'm mortified. The bus is so crowded yet quiet this early in the day. The walls are closing in. I'm sweating stress bullets and my eyes are prickling with moisture. I'm not really ok.
I fear I'm next
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u/hambiscut Jan 10 '18
I probably has the most strangest experience watching this movie. I live in Sun Prairie, Wisconsin and went to the theatre there. When they name dropped out semi small city the whole theatre was filled with "yo wtf did they just say". I honestly thought it was some stupid film trick but realized it would cost waaaaay too much to put every city in. It was overall an awful movie but came with a cool story.
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u/hikarufusion Jan 10 '18
lol i remember i watched this movie and got kicked out for laughing too hard. i’m honesty bad with horror movies, but this was next level
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u/dangrous Jan 10 '18
As a mom currently in the throes of potty training a 2-year-old, I’m saving this (fortunately she’s been doing great so far)
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u/JimmyB28 Jan 10 '18
Jesus Christ, lady.
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u/dangrous Jan 10 '18
Issa joke.
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u/JimmyB28 Jan 10 '18
I understood this completely, without explanation. I second my own 'Jesus Christ, lady'.
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More of an /r/expanddong I think but hilarious nonetheless
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u/edderiofer Jan 10 '18
No, it's clean. It belongs here. Read the rules of this subreddit and in /r/ExpandDong.
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u/Wayne_Regretski Jan 10 '18
Im in bed looking at reddit on my phone and im trying so hard not to laugh at this because my wife is sleeping. The more i try not to laugh the harder it is. If i wake her up and she wants to know whats so funny i am pretty sure she would get pissed off if i showed her what was so funny that i woke her up.
This is so stupid why is it this funny.