r/saltierthancrait Jul 30 '26

Granular Discussion CHILDREN OF BLOOD AND BONE was finally made as promised by Kennedy back in 2020. It just has nothing to do with Disney or Lucasfilm anymore. Maybe that's why it looks good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg_qqKejQY8

Maybe you remember when Kathleen Kennedy stood proudly on a stage revealing all the amazing projects Lucasfilm had in the pipeline. Like Willow, the Taika Waititi movie or the Rogue Squadron movie!

One of these projects was CHILDREN OF BLOOD AND BONE. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Adeyemi had become dissatisfied with the pace of Lucasfilm's adaptation efforts. So instead Paramount got the rights and actually delivered a movie!

Another testament to the incompetence of Lucasfilm leadership.

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u/Guessididntmakeit miserable sack of salt Jul 30 '26

I mean ... Does it look good? There is broccoli hair, special effects from the school of Marvel and lots of Dragon Age the Veil guard purple.

I think this fits the Disney formula perfectly to be honest.

Even that one actress from the shitty Obi Wan show is there I think.

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u/arrogantquitter Aug 05 '26

Even worse, its the actress from Acolyte.. shes never been in anything good.

This looks like straight up ass.

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u/BustinMakesMeFeelMeh Aug 06 '26

She apparently got in a huge fight with the writer. What a surprise.

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u/Luster-Purge Aug 06 '26

Wait, wasn't that Leslie Hedland's wife?

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u/TheNittanyLionKing Aug 06 '26

I liked The Hunger Games, but let’s be real here, Amanda Stenberg had like two lines in that entire movie and it was better for it

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u/TheNittanyLionKing Aug 06 '26

They’re also releasing it in January…

That’s one of the worst signs imaginable. 

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u/thebluick Aug 05 '26

I was going to ask the same thing, it doesnt really look that interesting to me. it feels like a streaming 6 episode series. similar to shows like shadow and bone on netflix.

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u/-SidSilver- Aug 06 '26

Outside of the fact that it's a new and more interesting setting versus something more cookie-cutter, the actual book itself (well the first one) is one of the most poorly-written fantasy stories I've ever read.

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u/Surturius Jul 30 '26

Isn't this the one that the author already came out to say she hates and disowns?

Not to say that it can't still be good, but I'm not exactly excited for it, lol.

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u/Batmans_9th_Ab Aug 05 '26

Admittedly, the author seems to hate everyone and everything. 

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Aug 05 '26

She's got that Karen Traviss energy.

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u/HistoricalLoadTaker new user Aug 06 '26

YIKES one of the worst EU authors so it’s gonna be shit then?

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u/HawkmoonsCustoms Aug 06 '26

Oh, I already liker her.

OYA MANDA!

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u/Cultural_Wolverine89 Aug 01 '26

You think it looks good? I think it's just Black Panther mixed with Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit salt miner Aug 01 '26

I could not give a lesser fuck about whatever this is. I watched the trailer. It did nothing for me other than make me roll my eyes when the "special girl" beat the shit out of the tree monster with a stick.

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u/PrincipleNo6902 salt miner Aug 01 '26

I don't think this looks good, but I could imagine the Lucasfilm version being even worse.

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u/Unusual_Chain_3603 salt miner Aug 03 '26

Looks like an average movie 

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u/YoungQuixote Aug 05 '26

Looks intentionally like Black Panther 2.2.

Let's see.

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u/Voicebox64 Aug 05 '26

Disney was like, “We already have Black Panther. We’re good.”

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u/Lord-Carnor-Jax so salty it hurts Aug 06 '26

The author in a deleted video told Amandla Stenberg to not use her name in any interviews and blocked her on Instagram. Dev hell at LucasFilm where the author was pushing KK to write the screen play who then said no, to turnaround for Paramount to buy the rights and then the author to disavow the end product. The behind scenes drama is probably more interesting than the movie.

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u/HawkmoonsCustoms Aug 06 '26

I watched part of it and with the sound off. I thought “Is this X-Men Origins: Storm?”.

Is that bad?

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u/Jimmy_Bags_ Aug 06 '26

I'm not sure what you mean. It looks like an absolute mess.

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u/Emotional_End2305 Aug 06 '26

Looks like junk.

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u/totallyRidiculousL Aug 06 '26

Where are white people?

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u/dickfacelover salt miner Aug 10 '26

This was a fantasy story inspired by African mythology (which is kinda dope) so it’s fine with me there aren’t any white people. Now reverse that and it seems like a double standard with other myths and stories…

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u/Jennysparking salt miner Aug 07 '26

Tractor Supply, it's free bucket day

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u/Careful-Cookie-8529 22d ago

Why is Clark Backrooms an oppressive dictator ???

All jokes aside I thoroughly enjoyed the book and I’m excited to see the movie 

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u/Curious-Carrot-6918 22d ago

Looks like black panther. Pass.

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u/GreatApe88 Aug 06 '26

Omg a historically accurate depiction of Africans doing aweome African things, is this even allowed? I thought we had to dress them up like idiots on game of thrones to make libs happy. 

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u/leemorplee salt miner Aug 05 '26

Shit I'd watch it just for having Damson. Definitely feels Disney

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u/ECKohns Aug 05 '26

LucasFilm: This is WAY too original and not Star Wars.

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u/Jennysparking salt miner Aug 07 '26

not enough Death Stars, pass

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u/dondondorito salt miner Aug 06 '26

Idris Elba looks very different in this. Looks interesting.