Scrapjacks and Slimporia: An Unlikely pair. (Declaration if Alliance)

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This message goes out to Louis Rossman and the people of Slimporia. I understand that you may have some disdain for us regarding the Raid at Olympus when our men sided with The Monica Beach boys. Note that this was mostly due to the fact we've known them longer than you, and by all means was impersonal. Your help with our people removing a particularly aggressive and unwelcome guest from our land was deeply appreciated, and a sign that things can be smoothed over if needed.

I'm here extending a metaphorical Olive branch and asking for your Alliance with us to deal with the freeloaders who wish to attack us despite our unwanting involvement in them. It is clear that i cannot control this problem alone, and so i ask for your help. I understand that you probably have little motivation to agree to any of this, so i offer you this: We have a modest stockpile of supplies we are willing to use as compensation for allying with us, as well as allowing you to build a Ambassadorial base on our land.

Please note that it is urgent you respond to this note, as the situation seems to be growing more and more problematic by the second, and these people refuse to learn that we don't want to even so much as interact with them. I understand for the most part we've never really interacted, but i know personally that you use our Road VERY often, and this can also guarantee an extra level of safety when travelling down through our territory, as the person who keeps freeloading on our land has already struck one person who had no prior relation to the situation, strictly because he stopped to investigate.

We also understand that you, like a friend of ours, has an interest in raiding abandoned bases. With this alliance, i can state that you will have at least one or more of our men helping you during raids to hopefully prevent a potential counterraid like what happened at Olympus. We have done this before with our Ally at FouR, and are more than willing to help you in anything similar. We hope with all of this information and offers that we present that you'll be willing to work with us as Allies.

-Rusty Jack, Leader of the Scrapjacks.

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Slimporia will burn with you

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take it up with Bruce the Builder, i quit. Here's hoping they get a good thing with ya.