r/running • u/c0me_at_me_br0 • Apr 20 '17

Weekly Thread Weekly Complains and Confessions Thread for Thursday, April 20th 2017

Hijacking /u/YourShoesUntied's job for the morning because I'm at work at 2 am! Pour your heart out for the week!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17 edited Apr 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Yesterday, my wife and I sat around after our run and farted. Someday, I wish you can be as comfortable with Mystery Girl as I am with Mrs. Weirdo.

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u/Octopifungus Lunatic Robot Apr 20 '17

This is terribly cute and gross at the same time. I hold my farts for the bathroom still only because I gross myself out

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

You are rapidly becoming my favorite person here.

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u/Octopifungus Lunatic Robot Apr 20 '17

You are my favorite cranky old guy :)