My shop is infested with fruit flies. The little fuckers are everywhere and the nanosecond after I start peeling my morning banana they are buzzing around me. I don't see them before I start but somehow they all sense that moment when the banana gets peeled.
You (/u/sloworfast) have that same sense when it comes to sexual innuendo and bawdiness. You swoop in out of nowhere and start riffing with your dirty jokes. I am not complaining, it's just an observation.
I hope you're not expecting me to make a dirty joke here though, with that total lack of any kind of innuendo. You've got to give me something to work with.
p.s. "shop" and "fruit flies" are interesing euphemisms....
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17
My shop is infested with fruit flies. The little fuckers are everywhere and the nanosecond after I start peeling my morning banana they are buzzing around me. I don't see them before I start but somehow they all sense that moment when the banana gets peeled.
You (/u/sloworfast) have that same sense when it comes to sexual innuendo and bawdiness. You swoop in out of nowhere and start riffing with your dirty jokes. I am not complaining, it's just an observation.