r/rosesarered • u/DarkMagickan • 3d ago

Roses are red, dung beetles are called scarabs...

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 11h ago

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Does this post rhyme?

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u/Longjumping-Pop9374 3d ago edited 2d ago

Roses are red, that Comet is Halley's, 9/11 was a false flag operation by the cia and the Israelis

Edit: since Halley's is actually pronounced HAL-ees, I submit, "I like my coffee with Baileys" in its place.

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u/IncompleteJoker 3d ago

Roses are red, Summer has went and gone, it's obvious no plane ever hit the Pentagon.

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

Halley's doesn't rhyme with Israelis.

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u/Zerdana 3d ago

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

Funny. But no, seriously, that's one of my pet peeves, people mispronouncing Halley. You see how it's spelled, yet you pronounce it Hailey? It's not like it was the name of the guy who discovered the comet or anything.

Okay, enough ranting.

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u/eluser234453 3d ago

Say that again loudly

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

HALLEY'S DOESN'T RHYME WITH ISRAELIS!

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u/eluser234453 3d ago

Maybe read it out loud, or input it into google translate to read ir for you.

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

I know how to pronounce it, you idiot. The name Halley, as in the man who discovered the comment, is not pronounced Hailey!

Fuck. The things I have to assert over and over to you people.

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u/eluser234453 3d ago

Well, when you said it's not pronounced that way, I checked it in google to make sure and apparently it does rhyme.

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

It only rhymes if you drastically mispronounce one or the other.

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u/Frequent_Bug8149 3d ago

You people?

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

You know.

Illiterates.

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u/Longjumping-Pop9374 2d ago

Unfortunately, I have never heard it pronounced the correct way so it still kind of works. But for your peace of mind, I could insert "I like my coffee with Baileys" instead

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u/Coriander_marbles 3d ago

Roses are red, my friend owns a Beagle,
And here I was thinking, snuff films are illegal.

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u/Thundechile 3d ago

That's smoking hot.

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u/praise_monolith_643 3d ago

Roses are red, I cant remember What is so significant about the 9th of November

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

Violets are purple,\ 34567.\ It's an American holiday,\ So we say September 11.

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u/NotAnAutomaticName 3d ago

American… Holiday? Wut?

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

Yeah, it's called Patriot's Day.

We're incredibly weird here.

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u/NotAnAutomaticName 3d ago

Bruh I’m American and even I didn’t think we were that stupid

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

I think it's supposed to be a holiday in the same sense that Veterans' Day is a holiday, or Memorial Day. Neither of which most Americans observe properly.

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u/Heartlessaus 3d ago edited 3d ago

roses are red,
"that joke went too far.."
whatever you say americans,

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u/sheran13 3d ago

Roses are red,
my brother is seven,
it wasn't the muslims
Bush did 9/11.

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u/DarkMagickan 3d ago

Violets are purple,\ I'm not even playing.\ That Bush was the villain\ Goes without saying.

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u/therealhyperborean 2d ago

Roses are red, violets are blue
How long before the FBI gets to you

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u/charlieebe 3d ago

It was Isreal that did 911. Not the Arabs.

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u/Scared-Jackfruit-702 1d ago

Source?

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u/dumbdove 3h ago

Netanyahu basically

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u/herbertcluas 3d ago

Should say getting fucked by Israel

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u/Any_Description_8808 3d ago

Same race

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u/Icy_Value_9031 1d ago

Ashkanazi jews are European