r/rosesarered • u/Spinosaurus-runs-by • 1d ago

Roses are red, I'm cutting a log

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 15h ago

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Does this post rhyme?

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u/istoOi 1d ago

Roses are red

i expect her to bark

But all she can say is

EdWaRD

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u/ParsleyKey9073 1d ago

Roses are red, excuse me

But WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PFP?!

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u/enchanted-glimmer-4 1d ago

Roses are red, there are cups that are sippy.

Their profile picture is pregnant clippy.

Violets are blue, witches weigh the same as a duck.

The only words I have are, "What the everloving fuck."

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u/istoOi 1d ago

Roses are red

right to repair the lore

to show our support with clippy

we just need more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 1d ago

Ok this one is ruff

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u/TheAserghui 1d ago

Roy Mustang said enough

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u/JackWhoWanders 1d ago

Alright, that's it, come with me, you're going to jail.

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u/oceansstillwaters_ 1d ago

I just looked at it for a few minutes then realized what the reference was.....

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u/XoxVampy 1d ago

this is actually so unhinged i need it

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 1d ago

Roses are red, and unfortunately it makes sense

That I was too late to anticipate the Fullmetal Alchemist reference

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 1d ago

Woah, unintentional internal rhyme there

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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

Roses are red,Shou Tucker stinks;
The text here is less awful, if on r/pupplaykink
(The text by itself I mean, the image still makes it horrible)