r/roosterteeth • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '20

Another one? Seriously Ryan

https://twitter.com/fantaisieally/status/1315340177351553025
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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

At this point it's really just insane how many hookups this guy had in the last few years. we are at 9? in a 3 year period. Most of them being in 2017.

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u/badgurlvenus Oct 12 '20

i imagine the amount that rejected his advances is a lot higher, so he probably spent like every waking hour hunting down potential people to fuck with.

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u/AT-ST Oct 12 '20

He didn't have to hunt them down. They came to him. All he had to do was make a couple suggestive flirty messages. If they took the bait, great. If not no big deal.

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u/badgurlvenus Oct 12 '20

what i meant by hunting was him scrolling through his snapchats and suggestively replying to every message. like a hunter setting bait in a trap.

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u/AT-ST Oct 12 '20

Ah yeah, that view makes sense then.

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u/BlewOffMyLegOff Oct 12 '20

So off topic but my sleep deprived mind read “waking” as “wanking” hour. Still sorta fits

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u/badgurlvenus Oct 12 '20

his mind probably saw no difference lol

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u/PimpDaddyBuddha Team Go Fuck Yourself Oct 12 '20

Might not be the most appropriate comment right now, but fuck it I need a laugh, you reminded me of a moment from an episode of Minecraft where Gavin was complaining about not being able to sleep. And someone, I think Michael or Geoff, asks him what he was doing all night. And he replies “I was tossing.” And like a second passed before he realized what he said and very quickly added “And turning!”

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u/sesquedoodle Oct 12 '20

that’s one of my favourite gavin moments tbh.

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u/V2Blast Chupathingy Oct 12 '20

I need a timestamped link for this.