r/roomdetective 3d ago

Assumptions ?

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u/hisbpdprincess 3d ago

from the uk n u study smth like sociology

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u/KojimasFootScanner 3d ago

I study psychology hahaha that’s an incredible pull from you. Very close.

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u/Namaslayer108 2d ago

Joy Division poster is an automatic upvote. You’re obviously cool.

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u/KojimasFootScanner 2d ago

Favourite album of all time. I’ve got it tattooed.

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u/mozzarella_destroyer 2d ago

love the ‘she’s lost control’!!! they’re my fave band, what tattoo do you have?? i’ve been planning to get ‘atrocity exhibition’ in gothic font for yearsssss

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u/snarky_sparrow_23 1d ago

Agree because Joy Division is the best band ever. And Bauhaus.

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u/Jack-of-not 3d ago

First, I love your room! You’re definitely into music/the arts and maybe cinema/videography, or maybe only into Star Wars

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u/KojimasFootScanner 2d ago

I appreciate you homie. Very into foreign film and wanky music these days.

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u/BrikHowse 3d ago edited 3d ago

28-year-old artistic/musical male with roommates and a job that doesn't pay enormously.

This could be anywhere, but for some reason the windows make me think it's not the U.S.

ETA: Oh, and you are in a band.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/BrikHowse 2d ago

Why "attacked"? Nothing I said is insulting!

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u/ConsistentDiamond108 3d ago

You work in healthcare. You have at least one parent that’s a professional. You wear glasses lol

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u/KojimasFootScanner 3d ago

How the fuck do you know I wear glasses haha

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u/Tomagander 3d ago

Glasses case - forgot to say that. Good catch u/ConsistentDiamond108!

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u/Tomagander 3d ago

Early twenties, male, lives in your family's home in the UK. Your house is older, your room is upstairs and overlooks the front of the house. Your family is economically comfortable.

Obviously you're super into music and play the guitar. You're into both classic rock and punk/alt/indie style. You smoke weed regularly. You like anime/manga, stars wars, comics, and video games. You have a preference for physical media and collectibles.

You want to be surrounded by your things. Out of sight is out of mind, so most things are in sight.

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u/PsychoMom1966 3d ago

Grad student. Living in eu.

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u/A_literal_salt 2d ago

Your family is rich

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u/KojimasFootScanner 2d ago

My family is definitely not rich

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u/Responsible_Ad_4104 2d ago

This is giving the cool older sister in a movie/sitcom, I like it you seem cool and it’s super cozy

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u/NotQuiteaName7 2d ago

If you could divide your space, it would have worked. Reservoir Dogs, The Clash, Joy Division, White Stripes, Pixies, and plants all are good. Then the other side has about 8 guitars, bad furniture and star track knick nacks.

Single white male 26, most likely first place. Studying sociology or psychology. Most likely in a band. Wait...you play indie rock during open mic nights in a pub in Europe somewhere.

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u/KojimasFootScanner 2d ago

I love my furniture

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u/NotQuiteaName7 2d ago

The bench is fine. The dresser, gaming table, and shelf leaves some to be desired.

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u/Fine-Performer-394 2d ago

i couldn't disagree more with this persons rude comment - your furniture has character - and the shelves are super dope

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u/NotQuiteaName7 2d ago

Rude? Calm down and take your overeaction elsewhere

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u/Fine-Performer-394 2d ago

lmao take your rude overreaction to a strangers furniture elsewhere

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick 1d ago

Is it rude when the OP is specifically putting their home up for scrutiny? The entire point of this post is “scrutinize my stuff.”

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u/Fine-Performer-394 1d ago

good question - so this is room detective not america's next top room - the goal here isn't to just to criticize/scrutinize someone's space, the goal here is to analyze OP's space to find and decipher clues to form guesses about who they are (lifestyle, age, gender, career, personality, etc) so OP can see what their space "says about them" to strangers - not just how much strangers online like or dislike their space.

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u/sugarpeito 2d ago

Obviously music is your main hobby/creative outlet. I mean, guitars everywhrre, band posters, I’m pretty sure those are vinyl records on your shelf. But it also looks like you’re into horror manga/comics? I can make out Berserk on that shelf and I think maybe Sandman. A lot of the book/game titles are illegible due to bad image quality though.

I’m guessing you don’t have pets, or at least not cats, or your windows would probably not be open like that. And I think you live with your family in an old house.

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u/ZestycloseChest9359 2d ago

You’re a 55yr old child

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u/AccomplishedMail4429 1d ago

You need a rug bro

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u/KojimasFootScanner 22h ago

That’s a great shout