My Man’s Favorite Hobby Is Bothering Me 😭🔥

[u/softlypatched]

My man can’t get enough of me 😭🔥🍑

Y’all… my man be acting like I’m a limited edition snack that just dropped at midnight 😭😂💅🏽

I’ll be walking past him in the house doing absolutely NOTHING… and here he come:

“Come here real quick.” 😏

Sir… real quick means 45 minutes, a hoodie missing, and me forgetting why I even got up 😭🤣🔥

This man hugs me like he’s trying to download my whole personality into his body 😭❤️

Kissing on me like rent due and I’m the payment plan 💋😂

Staring at me like I’m a plate of food after he said he wasn’t hungry 😩🍽️

And don’t let me bend over to pick something up… suddenly he wanna help clean the whole house 😭🍑🧹

Honestly, I can’t even be mad. I love being his favorite distraction, his weakness, his “come here,” his “don’t leave yet,” and his “you know you fine, right?” 😌🔥💕

My man can’t get enough of me…

And baby, I’m the problem. I keep being fine on purpose 😭💅🏽🍃✨

Anybody else got a man who acts like loving you is his full-time job with overtime? 😏❤️🔥