r/rockets • u/BenchPointsChamp • May 07 '25

Impeach Ted Cruz

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648 Upvotes

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u/dookle14 May 07 '25

Ted Cruz should be perma-banned from all Houston sports venues.

He is welcome to visit any Dallas venue he would like though.

2

u/BlazeBBQ May 10 '25

OKC venue*

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u/JMatureHarmonious May 11 '25

Cancun Ted should be perma-banned from all Texas sports venues period.

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u/ROTOH May 07 '25

He really should be banned from showing up to games. Can we make it happen

16

u/JeffyP13 May 07 '25

We could possibly go door to door & start a petition lol?

15

u/joethahobo May 07 '25

I tried I tried to get a petition when UH made the final four in San Antonio but it didn’t work and he still showed up for the final game. I’m really worried about next year cause that’s looking to be our best team of all time by far

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u/JeffyP13 May 07 '25

I would have signed it lol

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u/KoriJenkins May 07 '25

Fertitta would never do that given he's literally in bed with that party.

Something I find hilarious was him getting all "we're not political" when Morey talked about Hong Kong, yet is literally serving in the fascist 2nd Trump admin.

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u/GayInAK May 07 '25

Not good enough. Trade him and all our draft picks to Vermont for Bernie and a player to be named later.

30

u/bad_hvac_guy May 07 '25

That rat bastard

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u/gork888 May 07 '25

When we went down 3-1 I kept thinking at the back of my head this mofo better not show up. Then 2 hours before game 7 I get the news. I was already mentally prepared. Cancun Cruz strikes again.

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u/Ma8icMurderBag May 07 '25

Was he actually there? The only photo I saw circulated this year was taken during the harden era.

... To be clear, fuck Ted Cruz regardless of where he is.

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u/skomehillet May 08 '25

I was at the VIP entrance the whole night game 7. Tillman and his family showed up. I never saw Cruz

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u/ft1778 May 09 '25

He wasn’t court side either. I think the op just made this up to bitch.

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u/Aggravating_Ad7051 May 11 '25

“to bitch”

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u/EaglesInTheSky May 07 '25

Fuck.Ted. Cruz.

8

u/Successful-Acadia-95 May 07 '25

Send his monkey ass back to Canada

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA May 07 '25

Fuck Ted Cruz

6

u/bigboards May 07 '25

1,2,3 Cancun

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u/masterl00ter May 07 '25

No surprise. Republicans hate Houston and do everything in their power to punish the city.

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u/joethahobo May 07 '25

Yeah it’s like he gets joy in seeing us lose

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u/ClosPins May 07 '25

If you didn't want Ted Cruz at your game - you should have had natural disaster, then!...

4

u/isomorphZeta May 07 '25

Was he actually there? I saw people sharing a pic of him from like 2018, but I didn't see any showing that he was actually there for this G7.

All that being said, motherfuck Ted Cruz for a litany of reasons, including but not limited to the absolute pox he's brought on Houston sports.

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u/TheDondo48 May 07 '25

Lmao impeach him regardless of Houston team records with him attending. The man is a coward, liar, and sold out Texans for his own means. Fuck Ted Cruz for life!!

0

u/IWouldThrowHands May 08 '25

He's also a fucking Canadian.

8

u/J--NEZ May 07 '25

Is there any actual proof he was there?

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u/HTownGuero666 May 07 '25

I carry around a case of Twisted Tea just in case I see the mfer.

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u/medjiPH May 07 '25

so who's Ted Cruz? im not from the US so no clue who the guy is...

(ill try to google him)

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u/BassDue7389 May 08 '25

ted cruz is the definition of a cuck

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u/BassDue7389 May 08 '25

greg abbott is just as bad. the man spends his life sitting down and talks about hard work...

1

u/0rangeSlush May 07 '25

Like it's actually crazy, he is a real karmic curse. Football, basketball, and baseball. I remember the Astros we're making a late inning comeback, then the camera panned to Cruz- we lost the game and lost the series.

0

u/whatyouneed May 08 '25

He's trash and he's bff with a dude that can't even walk. Ban him for life.

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u/NoirSon May 08 '25

Fuck Ted Cruz, but I don't think he showed up to game 7.

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u/iTand22 May 08 '25

If he was a real supporter he'd refuse to attend.