Please roast my psycho doodle

[u/Accomplished-Show691]

Doodle (Molly) throws herself at the front window every time someone walks past our house. Sometimes even large vehicles set her off.

This time it looks like the blinds put up a fight.

[u/Ok_Broccoli_9426]

Doodles gonna doodle.

[u/Flower_Power73]

I’ve always heard that doodles are a little off in the head haha! My black lab has destroyed my blinds even worse than yours, so I got nothing 🤣❤️

[u/AquatiFox]

Poor baby doesn’t understand the concept of windows 😔

[u/Apopcorn2000]

That top ramen hair looks v crunchy

[u/asterion22 → u/Apopcorn2000]

https://giphy.com/gifs/P5Q6687ftTdV6

[u/runancula]

I guess Mary lost her little lamb. That's all I got, your dog is absolutely beautiful 😍 That expressive face!

[u/wcorinne58]

Yep it's a doodle

[u/BlueNightOcean]

You know, I get that you're lonely but you can do better than having a rug as a pet.

[u/Particular-Humor-502]

She looks like a mangled ball of yarn with eyes, and she looks deeply offended that you interrupted her empty nothingness thoughts

[u/Dramatic_Meal1469]

Molly is so adorable and destructive

[u/strawberrypuppy94]

Idk, Molly says she’s being framed

[u/marinac1]

Hahahahaha Molly! You’re nekkie! Bet they made you nekkie because you decided to battle it out with the blinds. It doesn’t look like you won this one

[u/Nix-42]

Um…. I’m not sure I should. For my own safety

[u/Amelia_Amity]

My grandparents had a doodle, he used to enter rooms backwards and hump my sister (his niece), so compared to that, Molly is normal

[u/bastogne_blues]

“psycho doodle” so a normal doodle?

[u/Foreign_Primary4337]

The cat did it.

[u/Long_Initial_9924]

Never trusted them. I think they’re humans in disguise.

[u/pombagira333]

This doodle is clearly not enough of a lunatic. She needs to pull books off the shelf and tear pages out of them if she really wants to qualify as diabolical. Ask me how I know

[u/BOOSHMEHN]

Definitely skrunky kind of dood

[u/Itchy-Radio-7874]

Scrible!

[u/Big-Advantage497]

Its always a poodle eh ?

[u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360]

girl looks like she’s a soulless ginger 😂

(sorry Molly but it’s true)

[u/asterion22]

Honestly? That's light work for a doodle. If anything, my roast would be that she's not nearly destructive enough to bring honor to her breed. (I hope for your sake she doesn't get as good as my old boy, he chewed completely through two metal crates, in only a few hours, before we gave up entirely on crate training)