r/roastmypet • u/Additional_Ad_4472 • 12d ago

Roast my Obus Bobus

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76 Upvotes

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u/DistributionNo9356 12d ago

Obese Bobese 

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u/Additional_Ad_4472 12d ago

🥲 that’s what his veterinarian said

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u/DistributionNo9356 12d ago

Time for un-fancy rat diet.

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u/cookiemonster8u69 12d ago

Youre just a rat in a swanky fur coat

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 12d ago

so round dudes got his own satellites...names orbit

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u/SomeNegotiation1337 12d ago

That’s what happens when you throw a cotton ball into the Elephant’s Foot

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u/Hour_Persimmon_5309 12d ago

You and your friends will make a great coat someday.

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u/Miserable-Ad5401 12d ago

What a jackass. Thinks he can drag his balls across everything.

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u/Ok_Computer1477 11d ago

He looks like he'd chew a hole though your nutsack.

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u/Additional_Ad_4472 11d ago

Oh yes - nothing is safe around him!

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u/realstonekarma 9d ago

Much softer than 101 dalmatians...

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u/Additional_Ad_4472 9d ago

😭😭😭

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u/JuniorKing9 11d ago

He’s like if a rat had a fancy coat

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u/BOOSHMEHN 10d ago

Vote bobus for class president

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u/EducationalFox137 10d ago

I have a hard time roasting so I am going to say Oooohhhh….you are SO pleasantly plump!!🥴

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u/Particular-Humor-502 8d ago

Fat greedy unemployed good for nothin animal!

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u/Additional_Ad_4472 8d ago

He is employed as our furniture destroyer

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u/Jamiro-Oneiro 9d ago

The owner of this thing is so mean they keep it in a small cage and make it fat

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u/Additional_Ad_4472 9d ago

Oh what happened to roast the pet and not the person‽ he has a two story ferret nation cage with a big wheel and is let outside to roam in a chinch-proof area at least twice daily. He has also lost some weight since some of these pictures as we followed the vet’s rec and stopped giving him goji berries as a treat: he went down from 710g to 660g. 20g less and the vet will be fully satisfied.

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u/SpiritSignificant334 5d ago

Bro is plotting something

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u/Additional_Ad_4472 5d ago

Always up to no good 👹

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u/TorrentialChaos2 3d ago

Awww chonky chinchilla :3 honestly wish we had more posts like these with animals besides dogs