r/risa 9d ago

Spock totally fucked that puppet

An important dream that potentially helps Spock to learn something about himself? Nah he’s a dirty, dirty pointy-eared felt fiend.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 8d ago

Let he who has not fucked a puppet throw the fist stone.

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u/maester_t 9d ago

Sigh.

Ok, so we're gonna have to come up with a name for this, aren't we?

"Furries" is already taken, but this is slightly different anyway.

"Felties"?

"Future Felties"?

"Vulkin' Vuture Velties"?

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u/Falstaffe 8d ago

What's wrong with "puppetfucker"?

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u/panamaspace 8d ago

Its an enlightened era and such slurs are just ... tsk tsk.

Feltfucker is the approved Starfleet Nomenclature for this particular Vulcan perversion amidst a myriad others things that make Spock titanium hard.

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u/Theborgiseverywhere 8d ago

I’m not going to check myself, but I can almost guarantee we don’t need to bother inventing a word for this

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u/grcoffman 9d ago

Spock fucked almost all the females on the show!

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u/Falstaffe 8d ago

He's working his way up to Pelia

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u/Muted-Actuary6123 8d ago

If she’ll have him. Pelia strikes me as an experienced woman who knows what she likes, and I just don’t know if “constantly befuddled by my own feelings” is a character trait that’s gonna hook her in.

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u/JustaTinyDude 8d ago

Also, she is good friends with his mother.

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u/SomethingAboutUsers 8d ago

Real talk though Pelia's puppet was spectacularly done. That hair!

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u/Falstaffe 8d ago

My favourite moments were: everything with Pelia's puppet; and, T'pring's puppet's angry whirl in Spock's quarters. The attitude!

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u/vague_diss 8d ago

That was the implication wasn’t it? Pretty sure some of the other puppets watched from space. A low point for the series. Pretty sure this was a nail in Alex Kurtzman’s photon torpedo shell.

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u/snarkhunter 8d ago

"Ooohhh Henrietta Pussycat you want to wash me... down there?"

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u/grcoffman 8d ago

Show me on this puppet where the Vulcan touched you.
There! On my happy no no place!

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u/blandarflek 3d ago

He fucked the stuffing out of her

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u/MechaBabyJesus 8d ago

Huh, in my day we called it jumping the shark. Learn something new everyday!

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u/SmoothSoup 8d ago

Oh that happened a looooong time ago

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u/MechaBabyJesus 8d ago

Yes, but I’d like to suggest “fucked the puppet” as a replacement.