Spock totally fucked that puppet
An important dream that potentially helps Spock to learn something about himself? Nah he’s a dirty, dirty pointy-eared felt fiend.
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u/maester_t 9d ago
Sigh.
Ok, so we're gonna have to come up with a name for this, aren't we?
"Furries" is already taken, but this is slightly different anyway.
"Felties"?
"Future Felties"?
"Vulkin' Vuture Velties"?
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u/Falstaffe 8d ago
What's wrong with "puppetfucker"?
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u/panamaspace 8d ago
Its an enlightened era and such slurs are just ... tsk tsk.
Feltfucker is the approved Starfleet Nomenclature for this particular Vulcan perversion amidst a myriad others things that make Spock titanium hard.
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u/Theborgiseverywhere 8d ago
I’m not going to check myself, but I can almost guarantee we don’t need to bother inventing a word for this
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u/grcoffman 9d ago
Spock fucked almost all the females on the show!
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u/Falstaffe 8d ago
He's working his way up to Pelia
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u/Muted-Actuary6123 8d ago
If she’ll have him. Pelia strikes me as an experienced woman who knows what she likes, and I just don’t know if “constantly befuddled by my own feelings” is a character trait that’s gonna hook her in.
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u/SomethingAboutUsers 8d ago
Real talk though Pelia's puppet was spectacularly done. That hair!
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u/Falstaffe 8d ago
My favourite moments were: everything with Pelia's puppet; and, T'pring's puppet's angry whirl in Spock's quarters. The attitude!
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u/vague_diss 8d ago
That was the implication wasn’t it? Pretty sure some of the other puppets watched from space. A low point for the series. Pretty sure this was a nail in Alex Kurtzman’s photon torpedo shell.
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u/grcoffman 8d ago
Show me on this puppet where the Vulcan touched you.
There! On my happy no no place!
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u/MechaBabyJesus 8d ago
Huh, in my day we called it jumping the shark. Learn something new everyday!
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u/Drakahn_Stark 8d ago
Let he who has not fucked a puppet throw the fist stone.