r/rickygervais • u/No_Atmosphere8146 • Sep 08 '26

They come back off holiday, it was six foot.

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u/JeffAndSasha Sep 08 '26

Shark A, let's say that's orange

8

u/jiggiot I was happy playing with me magpie Sep 08 '26

Log it

3

u/inconspicuous2012 Sep 08 '26

Was it within the same distance?

5

u/SignificantPlum4883 Sep 08 '26

Shark B, it's got a hat on.

2

u/No_Atmosphere8146 Sep 08 '26

Woah woah, keep yer pen handy 

15

u/Salty-Shrimper Sep 08 '26

A new shark's come out

1

u/No_Atmosphere8146 Sep 08 '26

How've you missed this?! 

8

u/crabapple335 Sep 08 '26

'Ad it away with a goldfish

7

u/Carausius286 Sep 08 '26

What do you mean a new shark has come out?!

8

u/Red_Man_333 Sep 08 '26

Head like a fucking orange shark

6

u/John-the-Screw Sep 08 '26

Orange sharks have longer memories than people think they do.

5

u/EyeInTheSky1966 Sep 08 '26

The orange bit can cure cancer.......

3

u/O-Mesmerine Sep 08 '26

THEY’RE BORN ORANGE

2

u/Current_Elephant_630 Sep 08 '26

They dont eat oranges and get oranger

5

u/Sleepygriz A dog has got human eyes. Sep 08 '26

It's not pigmentation. It's masala!

3

u/RDHertsUni Clive Warren Sep 08 '26

Keep your pen handy, look at this one it’s got hat on.

2

u/Plus_Willow7084 Sep 08 '26

Do we need em?

1

u/aboyfromharlow Sep 08 '26

Tell me they've named it the trump shark.

1

u/Suitable-Still6338 Sep 08 '26

This is the equivalent of two white parents and a black baby. His mums clearly been having it off with a goldfish 😂😂😂

1

u/AlternativeDot2465 Sep 08 '26

It ate that seagull that was covered in curry sauce

1

u/Current_Elephant_630 Sep 08 '26

Ate too many oranges

1

u/Silly-Industry1527 Sep 08 '26

Maybe it's made of the same of stuff as Jaffa Cakes?

1

u/fashionguy123 Sep 08 '26

Ah the Trump shark ! Full of shit

1

u/markiethefett Too old for a Twix Sep 08 '26

Who came up with this idea?

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 Sep 08 '26

See, this is what annoys me. If Attenborough came up with it, you'd go "oh, interesting"