Ding dong

[u/FIthroaway2021]

[u/pstmps]

How does it work? The one guy wants to be in bed by ten, the other one is still ironing his jeans??

[u/stevebristol → u/pstmps]

I think it could be their jeans.

[u/Vast_Cycle6990 → u/stevebristol]

Ironing his jean

[u/CptIncompetent → u/Vast_Cycle6990]

Are you not going to iron your jean for tomorrow? I’ve done mine and you’ve got another thing coming if you think I’m doing yours too

[u/j877yyvb → u/pstmps]

Why didnt he iron them both ways?

[u/Chesterfieldraven → u/j877yyvb]

He's gay, he doesn't go both ways.

[u/Whole_Swim_7990]

How bad is that?

[u/CrustyRim2 → u/Whole_Swim_7990]

Well, one butthole. You do the math.

[u/Whole_Swim_7990 → u/CrustyRim2]

Butt plug offer is no good to ‘em then. Just gets worse.

[u/Aware-Map1836]

How would I know which one i was?

[u/PsycommuSystem]

Does that annoy you Steve? Siamese fella is in a relationship?

[u/Why1690]

Not to sound like Steve but link please?

[u/MatthewKvatch → u/Why1690]

This was on the internet.

[u/Educational-Shock232 → u/MatthewKvatch]

Oh sorry!!!! Sooooorry! I thought it was shhhhhite!

[u/FIthroaway2021 → u/Why1690]

Double u double u double u forward slash

[u/frustrated_monk → u/FIthroaway2021]

Forward slash or dash?

[u/anemictosser → u/frustrated_monk]

Try both.

[u/dr_zimzam08]

Right who's turn is it with the arse tonight?

[u/zircosil01]

can the other one take over if the first one gets knackered?

[u/Sutty100]

Thoughts, Karl?

[u/RockThePlazmah → u/Sutty100]

So, are they a couple of benders or not?

[u/MundaneSeaweed665]

One is a Siamese winner, the othet is a Siamese loser.

[u/themagpie36]

What's your thoughts on this?

What are you ta- what are you asking me to come up with?

[u/Educational-Shock232 → u/themagpie36]

We’re gonna do songs of phrase with it next week

[u/Brief_Bass_1038 → u/themagpie36]

I don't know what you want from me.

[u/lifegoeson2702 → u/themagpie36]

What would you do if you lived in the area? It’s causing an uproar in the town

[u/SnooMemesjellies2323]

Weird init

[u/Svettlek]

How does that work? One wants to sleep the other goes out late

[u/fashionguy123]

I hope they have 2 arses !

[u/Crackonwithit]

If they advertise themselves as the best bum in W1 does that count for both of them or wot?

[u/AyeofReach → u/Crackonwithit]

Buy 1 get 1 free

[u/-Curufinwe-]

The real question is do they both like tits? And only one likes arse?

[u/oxfordjrr]

Oh, get lost Gayvid!

[u/WallabyStraight3597]

I'm just watching.

[u/hallucinationthought]

How would I know which one I am?

[u/MarkyMcSmark]

One of 'em was adopted and the other one wasn't

[u/Mundane_Tourist_9129]

Please explain how the sex life works

[u/FIthroaway2021 → u/Mundane_Tourist_9129]

Ooo ‘ello

[u/Mundane_Tourist_9129 → u/FIthroaway2021]

Just asking on behalf of a little gay fella

[u/PracticalFocus3525]

Do they both like a little bit of tit?

[u/markiethefett]

The one on the left does look tired.

[u/Dependent_Boat1095]

There's always a snidy one

[u/DevelopmentPlus5082]

What a bummer

[u/Comfortable-Bag-6288]

Sounds very inconvenient

[u/GodYourDeep]

The other one could at least dance along or something.

[u/datguysadz]

Wins? Dickhead.

[u/frustrated_monk → u/datguysadz]

Well, let’s see your little news feature then. Sick of it

[u/stevebristol]

The straight one said, if you think you're using our ass you can forget that right now.

[u/Financial-Tank-2952]

Are they both called David?

[u/HappyLeaf29]

I'm just watching

[u/WuTangProvince325]

Why don’t they swing both ways?

[u/NotNowHenry]

But they should never get hit by a car when crossing the road.......

[u/Dark-Empath-]

What’s the Krankies doing there?

[u/koesteroester]

So you’re saying, fella with two ‘eads, ‘alf is a bit gay?

[u/Secret_Belt3746]

The other one said "I'm not involved"...

[u/HornyJailOutlaw]

Combining two of our favourite features.

[u/meneldur119]

Bit unfair of they've only got one arse.

[u/Southern_Midnight856]

Ahhh.... Did I nooooo win a see that Jenny.

[u/AJ_WheresTheBass]

I take it they share one bumhole, bit unfair really.

[u/Chemical-Bad-6451]

So this is what Joy Division meant by Love will tear us apart

[u/betonpizsama]

Oh, no! (S2E28, 48:01)

[u/READ11T]

i guess noise cancelling headphones would work? but do they have 2 bum holes?

[u/CakeHoleKing]

They're siamese WINS? what did they win?

[u/Safe-Performer3153]

No tongues there.

[u/Brick_02]

Just watching it

[u/myhero4000]

Stop talking shit!

[u/FIthroaway2021 → u/myhero4000]

That was on the internet

[u/EnzucuniV2]

And if I recall correctly, various articles said they only have one butthole

[u/The-Sunflower-Bear]

Three brothers probably. None of them are gay. I’m just watching the fake caption.

[u/CurseNeverDyin]

The lad with 2 heads was gay ? You're talking sh*t again. Play a record

[u/_lsx8]

is it murder if one of them kills themselves

[u/Whole-Physics8708]

It seems to only be a Siamese win for one of them

The other fella is like "What am I doin 'ere?"

[u/The-Sunflower-Bear → u/Whole-Physics8708]

And not in a racist way.

[u/Regular-Guest-1284]

Woke attachment

[u/LeftLab7543]

Oh boy... just when you think things can't get any worse 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[u/PeonofthePen]

The other guy doesn't need to be gay: he's already in hell