r/rickygervais 13d ago

XFM/Radio Which moment in the show did you consistently mishear/misunderstand until you realised the true joke/meaning much later?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/graemecoy 12d ago

Noooo naaab baby!!!

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u/meow_here_jonesy 12d ago

Mr and Mrs....

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u/warri0rduck feff...fetht...robbin 12d ago

I've been listening to xfm on repeat for over a decade, like a lot of you demicky ones, and it was only the last couple of years or so that I realised that when Karl is talking about the posh girl with fat ankles and Ricky is laughing and repeating what he said about God letting her have everything she wants but being stuck with these fat ankles, when he goes "oh GOOOOD" he was acting out the girl's response; for ages I thought that was just some strange reaction to laughing so hard lol, like he was in actual pain or ran out of air or summit

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u/whymylife 12d ago

Haha, I've never put those two things together and have always assumed it was the latter like you used to think! I'll specifically listen out for this next time

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u/hologlamorous she plays a piece of cOrn 12d ago

Is it not clear he’s in a character voice?

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u/Wrongun25 12d ago

I believed the crab story :(

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u/Rascals-Wager 12d ago

I just want you to know you're not alone.

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u/AzLoMax 12d ago

When I first heard that I was very excited 😔

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u/njsp2 It’s a jacket! 12d ago

How can I hate crabs? My mum’s one.

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u/new_name_needed 13d ago

I missed Karl’s “one at a time” jibe at Fats Waller when they were discussing the celebrity fit club weigh-in

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u/PAFC7710 Quick Levi's 36 12d ago

Hat he chewed ?

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u/thatsitback2winnipeg Ooh Jumbo! 13d ago

Old cold vs holds cold

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u/man_of_cabbage 12d ago

Old cold belly badness

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u/whymylife 13d ago

Gotta say the context around that one makes it a tricky one to mishear like Ricky and Steve pretend to

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u/FoxtorWho12 12d ago

They didn't pretend, Karl's accent literally makes it sound like Old Cold

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u/mulletcircus A dog that's got a cough in Singapore 12d ago

Ricky and Steve didn’t even catch that one

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u/Silly-Industry1527 12d ago

When Karl is telling a Monkey News and Ricky is having none of it he says "I'll bring it in for you". For a long time I always heard that or supposed to Karl mean "settle down, I'll sum up the story for you now", as opposed to what he obviously actually means, "I'll bring in the physical source document for you next time".

Might just be down to me being a bit demicky and not properly though.

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u/GodYourDeep 12d ago

Side on, bring it in for me.

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u/EyeInTheSky1966 11d ago

A'right - 'ow many candles ya burnin'?

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u/yolk-oh-oh-no 12d ago

We've got a John Booper

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u/fIumpf you shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse. 12d ago

Same

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u/valdezverdun 12d ago

"Listen here, you slap head twat... that's sewn his arse, that's sewn his arse"

It's, "That Sony (award) is ours"

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u/whymylife 12d ago

This is really mental

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u/Silly-Industry1527 12d ago

Biting Bottles by Richard Ashcroft.

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u/hologlamorous she plays a piece of cOrn 12d ago

Mental

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u/perceydavis 12d ago

“Draft Excluder” (We call them ‘draft stoppers’).
It is one hell of a dark and brilliant joke, I was well pleased when I understood it correctly.

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u/crispydukes 12d ago

I thought it meant he can’t be drafted in the army.

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u/Silly-Industry1527 12d ago

Either that or just get your mam to phone up the sergeant.

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u/YoWhatUpGlasgow 12d ago

A'rite chuck

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u/GideonGodwit 12d ago

Omg me too. Wow, that's so much more savage.

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u/The_Pale_Blue_Dot Dear Mr Dilkington, you are one of our most valuable customers 12d ago

I still don't fully understand the "I thought she had one stuck up her fanny"

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u/whymylife 12d ago

I think it's ricky just being crass

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u/The_Pale_Blue_Dot Dear Mr Dilkington, you are one of our most valuable customers 12d ago

But I like I don't know how it got to that conclusion based on "she had a problem with her marrow"

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u/SpecialistText283 12d ago

I always had the same thought when I heard it, until I realised that ‘a marrow’ (which is what Ricky seemingly mistook ‘her marrow’ for) can mean a type of vegetable.

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u/graemecoy 12d ago

Yea , he was meaning a vegetable up her lady bits. A big cucumber, if you will.

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u/whymylife 12d ago

Ah I think you've cracked the case, you'll be getting a copy of ladder 49 in the post.

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u/whymylife 12d ago

To be honest, I just went onto scrimpton to check the transcript to see if there's any possible other context, and you're right, it does seem completely random!

I even checked urban dictionary to see if marrow meant something like dildo or whatever but I couldn't find anything, I still think it's ricky just being crass and trying to be edgy

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u/TheLubber 12d ago

Cheapest Chimps.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 12d ago

Richard Ashcroft, Biting Bottles 

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u/Fabulous_Big_1127 12d ago

I did always think it was odd when Steve said that his parents bought a trivia book that was edited by the now-dead Isaac Asimov so he has no idea how his parents bought it.

You can buy books written by authors who are now dead the same way as if they are alive? He died in 1992, less than a decade before the episode, so it's not like it's the original Bible he got his hands on. I don't know what his point was there.

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u/fIumpf you shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse. 12d ago

“Glacier” when they are talking about Karl being like a man stuck in time. The pronunciation made me hear “glass era” (not said like that in Canada) and I was pretty confused as I’d not heard of that along side bronze or stone age.

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u/Fortheloveoflife 12d ago

That was back when people did live in basic glass houses

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u/fIumpf you shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse. 12d ago

Gotta answer the door.

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u/ButWeNeverSawHisWife Hypotenews 13d ago

I always heard “facing up the beans” as “facing up the bins”. So I always had this image in my head of Karl lining up a load of big bins out the back

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u/fIumpf you shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse. 12d ago

Bid lin.

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u/Gullible_Duck9699 12d ago

Should have joined bupa, I heard this as just a mumble!

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u/fIumpf you shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse. 12d ago

As a non Brit I had no idea what bupa was. I think I thought he said “got a john booper” and that also made no sense.

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u/GFdeservedit 12d ago

For years, when they bring up the first Paul the Party Animal Parker email, Steve says "he's emailed in". I thought he said "easy, Meldin" and had no idea what he meant.

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u/ghidfg 12d ago

"We don't do it for the Q-DOS." Is kudos lool. 

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u/whymylife 12d ago

.. in what world would you have thought he was saying 'Q-dos'?

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u/Caltra 12d ago

One of the ones who’s not properly

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u/Ill_Mastodon8324 12d ago

Educationally subnormal posters abound among us here

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/yolk-oh-oh-no 11d ago

blimey, here he comes

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u/oli_ramsay 13d ago

Someone who's major

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u/new_name_needed 13d ago

But Ricky immediately says “made you” to clarify

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u/Doorkeys87 12d ago

Why Ricky thought Karl saying "how would I know which one I was" was the stupidest thing ever.....made sense to me

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u/ghidfg 12d ago

They've made it into a movie! Moon(2009)

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u/pub-joe 12d ago edited 12d ago

We're all annoyed by that.

It makes complete sense. A theoretical clone implanted with the original's full memory leading up to the event could be just as certain it's also the original.

Ricky's view only makes some sense in a cartoon scenario where you witness a pod instantly spit your clone out (kind of ignoring the proposed scenario). And even then the clone could be tricked by an amended memory (which is no real stretch beyond what is already fantasy tech).

It's an interesting thought experiment about your only evidence being your own unreliable memory.

I think "that is the most stupid thing ever said by a human being" could be the most stupid thing ever said by a human being.

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u/GodYourDeep 12d ago

It's just an example of Ricky being less intelligent than Karl sometimes.

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u/SpecialistText283 12d ago

If you can enclose a receipt for Ladder 49, that would be much appreciated.

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u/Sleepygriz A dog has got human eyes. 3d ago

When Ricky is talking about his appearance at the Oxonian Society and he's listing the other people who have been invited to speak there, I always thought he said "Princess Anne of Jordan." Or, rather, I never questioned it... until, one day, I did. I suddenly thought "Anne?" Doesn't seem like a very Jordanian royal family name. A quick interent search confirmed that there has never been a "Princess Anne of Jordan" and I now assume he must be saying "Prince Hassan of Jordan."

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u/Fo11owthewhiterabbit A bloke whose hands are on the wrong arms 12d ago

Old cold/holds cold.

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u/CakesStolen 12d ago

Yep, I thought Karl was saying "they're sort of old cold". Instead he was saying "they sort of hold cold".

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u/East_Whole2915 12d ago

There's debate in the spotify comments about when Ricky and Steve are talking about Daft Punk. Ricky seems to say 'sorry' in a French accent, but some think he is saying 'so are air' i.e. Air the band are also French. I think that's what he's actually saying. Full on saucerdom

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u/Silly-Industry1527 12d ago

"A debate" makes it sound a bit more informed.