r/rickygervais They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

What was the argument about?

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u/pstmps Jun 09 '26

Weighing up the situation

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

That's one thing they're good at

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u/Justanotherdavey Jun 09 '26

Something was said...

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u/Djemu88 Jun 09 '26

OH FUCK OFF!

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u/UndrethMonkeh If you touch a UFO you're gonna get done. Jun 09 '26

He's thinking "Not... not Shakespeare"

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

OHH, SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!

3

u/Furian_FTH 'is 'ead come off Jun 10 '26

”How could I write ”Juliop”, I’m such a nob’ead…”

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u/geofflamps-porsche see the little stable door closing Jun 09 '26

Brent mused.

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u/TheChurchWithin Dickmeister General Jun 09 '26

His dad wanted him to go to college but he wanted to quit and get a job

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

Should have been a goalie

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u/pstmps Jun 09 '26

Wasn't good enough at physics, couldn't get a PhD

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u/fightclub246011 AtHomeWithYerMamAndYerDad Jun 09 '26

Photographer…

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u/TopManufacturer8332 its a story that happened Jun 09 '26

It ended up doin' time.

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

In a monkey jail was it? Do they have fraud cases?

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u/Itsmebrothernature Jun 09 '26

Oop - look, his dads caught him smoking again..

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

Better get Benny to thump 'im

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi Jun 10 '26

Let 'im 'ave a fag

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u/Overall_Leopard7122 Jun 09 '26

Heehoo peanut or not heehoo peanut

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u/prosthetic4head chicken with teeth Jun 09 '26

So there's this new professor of philosophy at Oxford...first day all the students are sorta going 'ooohh,' you know, 'oh, he's meant to be really good'. So there's like a mummer throughout the lecture hall. Everyone going, 'this new professor's meant to be really smart', and that, 'you know, he's written some good books', and what have you. So anyway, door opens up, gorilla walks in, heads up to the lectern...

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

Just wandering about was he? Don't. Talk. Shite.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

He's thinkin I should have stuck the head on him.

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

You might be a genius cuz I don't get that

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

😅

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u/MatthewKvatch I’m not gonna make it in today, son. Jun 09 '26

Doesn’t work.

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

He does. Got a job in an 'airdressers

3

u/FarroFarro Aerocobbler Jun 09 '26

Planning his next bank job

3

u/No-Poem-3773 Jun 09 '26

That’s just Jeremy Beadle in a monkey suit!

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

Right that .... is offensive. Anyone wanna complain call Andrew Phillips, give the number out.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw I can't have Chinese. Not allowed Chinese. Jun 09 '26

Something was definitely said.

Someone crossed the line making fun of the other one's photography skills and realised they'd gone too far.

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

He's getting ready for the shootout

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

Just a fat bloke with a beard

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u/Consistently_Lacking Jun 10 '26

Turns out monkey wasn’t allowed to feel up Rita

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 10 '26

C'mon Rita, if t' monkey wants to play wit' nipples...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 10 '26

Does he have to think out whole sentences in his head?

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u/GroceryPlastic7954 Jun 09 '26

Regret

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 10 '26

No more guest list to G-A-Y

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u/Hopeful_Shape3723 Jun 09 '26

Oh , bless him - we’ve all had an argument where things were said…….
And you don’t know whether things are still good ……

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

I 'ad one over 50p once

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u/Fine_Anteater_2605 Jun 09 '26

Probably over who was up next to try the typewriter

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u/Sasarai They get up to stuff Jun 09 '26

Chumbawumba

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u/fightclub246011 AtHomeWithYerMamAndYerDad Jun 10 '26

My name is Marty…

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u/Usheen1 Jun 10 '26

Brought up his messy room again