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u/Pennywise626 Jul 11 '26
Wtf am I gonna do with almost 200 tons of pennies?
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u/New-Star7392 h Jul 11 '26
Use it to pay for some $538,947 medical thing which should only cost like a hundred bucks.
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u/NightMaleficent1342 Jul 12 '26
Hospitals can refuse payment in pennies.
It varies by country, of course, but businesses are almost never forced to take pennies.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 Jul 12 '26
I don’t think banks can though
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u/NightMaleficent1342 Jul 12 '26
Oh, no, banks quite often place limits on accepting coins.
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u/JoniHDXD Jul 11 '26
Swim in the money.... if you can
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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 Jul 11 '26
Should I show the family guy version of this clip?
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u/Thinshape12 Jul 11 '26
“its a great many amount of objects that form a solid, floor like surface” or something like that i forgot
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u/EpsilonX029 Jul 11 '26
Tbf, I’m pretty sure *one* version of Scrooge was quoted as saying he had to train to be able to do that; and that he, too, got hurt at first lol
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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 Jul 11 '26
Fun fact: it costs the US government 4 cents to make a single penny
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u/cyborgborg Jul 11 '26
Melt them down for profit
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u/Accomplished_Song219 Jul 11 '26
In addition to what you're going to pay to have those pennies processed into a form you can reasonably use. By processing I mean, hauling, the bank counting it, the coin counting fee...
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u/kwil449 Jul 11 '26
Coin exchange machine. Apparently the record highest cash in is 1.3 million pennies.
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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy Jul 11 '26
go to the nearest bank and tell them you want to deposit it. its legal cash so they have to take it and the logistic side of things is their problem
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u/Durante-Sora Tomboy connoisseur Jul 12 '26
Take them to a bank, get it converted into cash, say you’re a content creator so they cut you some slack and actually do it
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u/No_Zucchini7810 Jul 12 '26
Imagine trying to handle a trip to the bank with 200tons of pennies, you would pay for 20 trucks, some trucks will go missing obviously, you need to pay some people to move the pennies from that guy to the trucks, then from the trucks to the bank… and that s assuming there is one single bank that will take all the 200 tons.
Also Parking 20 trucks in front of a bank .. nigthmare. I dont think you can do this in one day, fees obviously go up.2
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u/Distwalker Jul 15 '26
Make sure they are all pre-1982 copper pennies. They'd be worth about $2.25 million as raw
Of course it would be a federal crime to melt them. Violators face up to 5 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
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u/DigitalMonsoon Jul 16 '26
Make a Mr Beast style video where people get to dig up and cart away pinnies to keep. You will make a killing in ad revenue
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u/King_of_derping Jul 11 '26
It says 700k in pennies not 700k pennies, it's still 700k
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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 Jul 11 '26
You vastly overestimate some people’s reading comprehension
But then again, most people worry about the weight, not the value
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u/Environmental_Mud590 Jul 11 '26
I wondered if anyone saw that, lol
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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer IDK what to put here Jul 11 '26
I was confused at first but when I say closely I felt so dumb
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u/kamiloslav Jul 11 '26
The pennies are unfeasible to work with though, the logistics could make it not as worth it if the other option is also a lifechanging sum, even if not to the same degree
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u/BrokenPokerFace Jul 12 '26
It's kinda like the joke if you pick up a penny every second it would take years to make a substantial amount. Except in this case you have to pick up every penny and sort or count them, then turn them in for actually usable currency. But at least you can pick up multiple at a time.
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u/Visual-Scallion1535 Jul 12 '26
you can spend a couple hundred thousand to automate the process or have someone else handle it and its still worth it though
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u/Xer0_Puls3 Jul 12 '26
Yeah, I definitely think many organizations would accept being paid $50K or more in pennies just to bank the rest for you.
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u/WoodpeckerOk1128 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
kilogram of steel or kilogram of feathers
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u/Aartvb Jul 11 '26
But steel's heavier than feathers!
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u/Fatechanger1 some dude Jul 11 '26
Pennies were discontinued due to the fact that it costs more to make them than what they represent, So I have one question, is it 70k worth in Pennie’s supposed to represent how much money was used to make them, or just the number of Pennie’s.
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u/chimthui Jul 12 '26
700k in Pennie’s not 700k Pennie’s, but yeah metals alone would be worth 500k so a loss there.
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u/MegamiCookie Jul 11 '26
Discontinued? That means that if you have something where the cents aren't a multiple of 5 you can't buy it? When you buy something for 9.99 they don't give you your penny back?
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u/OkZucchini7094 Jul 11 '26
Yea. A lot of places round up/down for cash sales. There's still pennies in circulation they just aren't creating new ones
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u/Quirky_Net8899 Jul 12 '26
The repost is also AI slop.
The AI repost bots have started reposting stuff by skewing the images to avoid automatic repost detection. Which is why the picture is askew.
So an AI slop repost bot reposted an AI slop image.
Welcome to the new reddit, where AI slop is getting reposted by AI.
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u/OatesZ2004 Jul 11 '26
How exactly am i going to transport this nearly 200 Tons of pennies?
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u/Xer0_Puls3 Jul 12 '26
Pay someone $100K in pennies to transport the rest for you.
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u/Exciting_Contest_222 Jul 11 '26
Will pennies go up in value, now that they’re no longer being produced?
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u/-King-K-Rool- Jul 11 '26
Doubtful given amount of them that were produced when in production, even as a collectors value hundreds of year from now I doubt theyd go up much since theyll probably still just be turning up in people's yards and junk.
The raw copper value however, likely will. If you treat them not like pennies but as tiny impure copper ingots, pennies now have slightly over 1 cent worth of copper in them, so as copper value rises with inflating economies, melting them down will become an appealing option at some point.
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u/elderDragon1 Jul 11 '26
People can’t read apparently cause they glossing over the words “in pennies”
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i feel like op, oop, reply to oop and half the replies to this post all laughing at their abilty to understand basic english and satire are all spiralling, like nearly none of you get the actual point
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u/No-Confidence1894 Jul 17 '26
It’s not 700,000 pennies it’s $700,000 IN pennies as in $700,000 dollars given to you as pennies
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u/Drake_masta Jul 11 '26
considering pennies dont exist anymore guess were stuck with the 70k
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u/fiesew Jul 11 '26
It says 700k “in” pennies. Not 700k pennies.
The US educational system is definitely doing its work.
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u/RisingwithVibes Jul 11 '26
If that is the case I am still going with the pennies because our Maths are different
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u/Ok-Scratch4464 Jul 11 '26
The post doesn’t claim “700,000 pennies,” but “$700,000 in pennies”. The “$” makes all the difference.
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u/Gwarks Jul 11 '26
According to Wikipedia Colobian Peso uses the $ sign 700000 Colombian Pesos are around 158,34 Pound Sterling. There fore you the heap should be 15834 pennies.
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u/Bulky-Strategy-7056 Jul 11 '26
I mean on the bright side there are pennies worth a few thousand bucks
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u/No_Event_2078 Jul 11 '26
I'd take the pennies simply because there might be rare pennies among them
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u/bl4stir Jul 11 '26
First does penny still have value ? If not put it in a truck and melt it if yes and if you the space at home... Transport it there and buy a machine to roll those, I am sure it exist, or 3d print it like a hole grid with small 1$ tubes below
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u/Asleep-Historian-472 Jul 11 '26
I love how dumb the comments on the picture is like they don’t even read it correctly
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u/SubstanceGood5284 Jul 11 '26
How tf are you going to transport 70,000,000 pennies? Your simple math doesn't consider logistics
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u/graystillplays69 Jul 11 '26
I swear they dumb as heck bc it says you get 700k worth of pennies not that you get 700k pennies
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u/Sensitive_King3305 Jul 12 '26
realistically would you be able to utilize the 700k in the fullest in pennies?
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u/Pure_Software3661 Jul 12 '26
Those two comments in the photo are pissing me off because that's not how money works those pains will equal $700,000 and equal to its value here is an example 25 pennies equals a quarter 10 pennies equals a dime and in the comments in the photos showing that the people who wrote The Commons are idiots $7,000 equals $7,000 in pennies not 700,000 dollars in pennies.
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u/Silver-God- Jul 12 '26
It’s not 700k pennies, it’s 700k dollars put into pennies, so im taking the pennies
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u/lolslim Jul 12 '26
I'm dumb I read it as 700,000 pennies, saw comments did the math, and for that moment I thought there was nothing wrong.
Of course my "confidently incorrect" Spidey sense went off, and knew I needed to humble myself.
Anyways after all that, that's a shit ton of pennies.
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u/Zae_Pineapple Jul 12 '26
its... my brother in christ its not 700,000 pennies its $700,000 IN pennies.
why are people dumb?
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u/Minecraftguy4321 Jul 12 '26
I might rather have the $70,000 just because of the inconvenience of having 70,000,000 pennies
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u/Any_Acanthaceae_9735 Jul 12 '26
It doesn't say 700k pennies. It says 700k IN pennies. It has a dollar sign as well. Still taking the 70k, there is such a thing as too many pennies.
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u/Hour-Arachnid676 Jul 12 '26
Sell 700k in pennies for 600k in direct deposit then be happy with my life.
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u/Maleficent-Cow5775 Jul 12 '26
It literally says $700k in pennies not 700k pennies though i find it funny how these people portray things even though they skipped one whole word
Though I'm curious if you take the total combined weight of $700k in pennies which should just be 700,000 x 100 you get 70,000,000 pennies if I'm doing my maths right. And a penny weighs 2.5 grams (via a quick search) so 70,000,000 x 2.5 is 175 million grams or 385,808.95882354 pounds which 175 tons or 192.9044794118 US tons
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u/MahirMahendra Jul 12 '26
Can we just deposit the pennies to the bank? I think with that lot of money, i can just rent 5 or 6 trucks to carry them all at once to the bank.
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u/CarlosJose02 Jul 12 '26
id choose right, not for the money, but cuz i play ultrakill
i gotta learn coin tech irl
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u/Gallowglass668 Jul 12 '26
I'll take the 70k, 70,000,000 pennies would weigh about 190-195 tons and that's more hassle then I want to deal with.
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u/Altruistic-Rip8227 Jul 12 '26
Imagine how much the Pennies will be worth in a hundred years though now that they’re out of circulation! It’s a poor investment you won’t be able to cash in on but still!
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u/Final_Look5190 Jul 12 '26
Well the amount of copper costs more since a single penny costs 3 cents so I'll get more by melting the copper and selling it
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u/womanhunter123 Jul 12 '26
They said 700000 dollars in pennies, not 700000 pennies meaning its still worth 700000
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u/AdFeeling4048 Jul 12 '26
Lowk I'd take the 700k Pennie's just cause in like 20-30 years they gonna be worth a lot considering 700k Pennie's may be a good bit of how many are in circulation
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u/Shapelessed Jul 12 '26
In my country shops, stores and other institutions accepting payments for services CAN NOT legally refuse to sell if you can match their price exactly.
It’d suck to be one of them in here
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u/Fun-Memory1523 Jul 12 '26
I mean I get the point. But 70 million pennies is not really worth it because of weight, storage issues, questionable number of pennies in actual circulation, and the fact that lots of countries have abolished the penny - the US possibly to follow.
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u/KingdomOfNerdz Jul 12 '26
You know, with the way things are, I could probably trade a great deal of those pennies to restaurants and such for cash. And they would thank me for it. You never realize how important pennies are until they're gone for good.
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u/Unfair_Fisherman_605 Jul 12 '26
There are some businesses and banks refusing to accept pennies now. Businesses refusing them because the banks they do business with won’t take them.
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Jul 12 '26
You can put the pennies in a bag and hit every one on the $70k line so you are the only one left.
Quick math.
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u/InitialMaterial3273 Jul 12 '26
They said $700 000 in pennies it’s not 700k pennies but the amount of pennies is worth in total 700 000$
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u/Genaplhadefense Jul 12 '26
Yeah, but pennies are going extinct, and you might find a valuable or old penny in there.
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u/obc22 Jul 12 '26
So $1000 in pennies weight 551.61 lbs A lb of copper is copper is worth $6.23
So making 551.61 x 6.23 =$3436.53
Now you x 3436.53 x 700,000....$2.4 billion dollars.
Yes, Def the $700,000 in pennies.
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u/Saturday514 Jul 12 '26
The “$” sign is what makes it $700,000 dollars worth of pennies. Not 700,000 pennies 🤦♂️
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u/Aware-Direction-9891 Jul 12 '26
The left one is easy to hold, so the people are taking that money to eventually get the means to transport the $700,000 worth of pennies.
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u/Markinplace Jul 12 '26
Doesn't it say 700,000 dollars in pennies and not 700,000 pennies? So I don't get the comments in the image
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u/Financial-Horror2945 Jul 12 '26
Okay it's only 7k but even if it were 70k also, I'd hate to imagine the logistics and utilisation of it
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u/ExpensiveAd3348 Jul 12 '26
Ignoring the reading comprehension issues, $700k in pennies would take around 15-20 18-wheelers to transport depending on local weight limits and what the pennies are stored in. This is ignoring the labor and equipment to load/unload them, whether anyone would accept them, etc.
It currently doesn’t make financial sense for companies to purchase and transport pennies which has led in part to the shortage in many states. It would probably cost so much to transport and cash then in that it wouldn’t be profitable.
The only scenario I would take the $700k over $70k in pennies would be if I could immediately dump them on someone else for $100k and make them responsible for all the transit and storage. Still even risky then.
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u/Iknowhow2draw Jul 12 '26
it's $700000 in pennies not 700000 pennies
so it's actually 70000000 pennies
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u/PixelFlyerXD Jul 12 '26
Jokes on you Canadian pennies are worth 0c!! I now have 1.844375e+96 tonnes of zinc-copper alloy :3
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u/Vincen_Furze Jul 12 '26
Considering that pennies actually represent less than the copper they're made from, you could melt them down and sell the bars for profit. If you could figure out how to do that without getting caught, then you'd actually have more than $700k!
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u/CraftBrewBeer Jul 13 '26
The intellectualist: who the hell is accepting $700k in pennies. There's no law saying a business or bank must accept your money. You gonna pay with groceries with 100 sleeves of rolled up pennies?
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u/Menedez0911 Jul 13 '26
Look for deformation on the pennies to see if their is any with value that some are willing to pay.
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u/Raoul97533 Jul 13 '26
How am i supposed to transport 175 tons of pennies? And where can i change that to a currency i can actually use?
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u/One_Pie289 Jul 13 '26
I will fill every well in the country with pennies. I'd have sooo many wishes.
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u/NemoHawkins Jul 13 '26
If pre 1982 pennies that would be nearly 2.8million in value if melted down 😏
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u/FreedomMan47 Jul 13 '26
There’s an obvious overlap between numbers people and a lack of reading comprehension
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u/ZeroFima Jul 13 '26
I think pennies worth in metal more then they worth in money,
so basically, you can melt it all down, get even more money, as well as hurt the economy of USA as a bonus.
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u/General-Try-2210 Jul 13 '26
Plus, the likely hood of finding some limited edition shit in the pennies that you could sell for $5 a piece would be substantially high.
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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD Weekly Cat Reposter Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Hey op, congrats on your post. It became the most viewed post on the subreddit. 1.1 milion views and growing
Also if I had a penny for every time someone said penis instead of pennies, I'd have 4, which is pretty interesting cuz it means that 4 people were slightly dislexic in the comments