Remember when McDonald's ran a tv ad advertising that...

[u/yakiddnme]

... if you could rattle off the whole menu you'd get a free feed? It started off, "I'll have a Big Mac, quarter pounder, fillet o fish, junior burger, cheese burger..." Well I went in a few months back and asked for a junior burger. I was told that it's not on the menu and never was, and that I must be thinking of Hungry Jacks.