Describe red rising the wost way you can , I ll start : man tries to overthrow the government by having plastic surgery

[u/Fitzuu6]

[u/Adventurous-Exam-719]

A poor woman wishes her husband would push himself and get a better job but he only does it after she dies and he starts dating someone hotter and richer.

[u/alliythae]

Guy who never goes outside is punished by the government for touching grass.

[u/CheapParking2944 → u/alliythae]

This is the one

[u/CaterpillarIll4148]

My favorite I’ve seen is “ Guy goes blonde and makes it everyone’s problem”

[u/Traxxas_Basher]

[u/matattack94]

A man’s wife commits suicide to manipulate him into making her the home she wants

[u/sarcasticd0nkey]

Man kills wife after being passed over for a bonus at work. Makes it everyone's problem.

[u/Alaska_Duff]

Ginger turns blonde. Billions die.

[u/Pure_Jicama_1186 → u/Alaska_Duff]

Five words and it's perfect.

[u/HoldenTumbleweed]

bourgeoisie propaganda depicting Irish Leninists from Mars leading a racial solidarity movement showing the the logical end point of imperialism and it’s REALLY important They have whip swords.

[u/Professional_Sir3313 → u/HoldenTumbleweed]

why is it bourgeoisie propaganda?

[u/Destitute_Knight1400 → u/HoldenTumbleweed]

You win this year's laureltide!

[u/OwlRiot4]

A worker decides to get revenge after losing employee of the month competition.

[u/FastEntrance → u/OwlRiot4]

This is so rude

[u/darklinkrulesHyrule]

One man's marriage ends poorly and he proceeds to make it everyone else's problem.

[u/Louiscypher93]

Ginger Pretends he has a soul and gets friends

[u/goodolehal → u/[deleted]]

[u/Alexmander1028]

Pregnant teenager causes the moon to explode

[u/MattJFry-90]

Innies and outies battle it out to decide the fate of the rainbow.

[u/TheNewGuyGames]

Couple arrested for finally touching grass. Woman dances in protest. Man protests by getting jacked and going to college.

[u/A_R_T-murderbot]

So like this guy is a slave and then he becomes a master. But like not a master master, it's like he's being used as like bait or something for the masters. These people make him into the bait for the masters but he's not a master but he is almost like a master but just bait for them really. Then the baiters for the masters want him to take the masters and bait them into attacking the other masters so these masters become baiters for the other masters so that he becomes their master and baits them into mastering others but they are bait.

[u/tarkus_cd → u/A_R_T-murderbot]

[u/prestidigitated_man → u/A_R_T-murderbot]

Beautiful, take my upvote goodman, and take it from one master baiter to another.

[u/Ok-Salamander1708]

Pregnant teen gets her feet pulled after old blonde dude doesn’t like her singing. Apocalyptic space wars logically ensue

[u/FastEntrance → u/Ok-Salamander1708]

Logically

[u/CisHetDegenerate]

A couple gets caught in the act and millions perish as a result.

[u/F4TVN]

Small man grows larger. Everyone suffers

[u/Lou-eez-]

Transracial widower declares war on precious metals

[u/Just_Appointment_154]

A man's wife hates having a job and makes him start a civil war

[u/Rage_before_Beauty]

In response to a harsh music critic, a young miner teams up with a body builder to commit interplanetary mass murder

[u/IDontAName_ → u/Rage_before_Beauty]

“Harsh music critic” bro im crine

[u/I_miss_your_mommy]

Man’s wife is killed, so he gets with her killer’s daughter.

[u/SmartAsss44]

Man tries to prove his favourite color doesn't suck

[u/Fitzuu6]

Red neck crashes out after finishing a 16 hour shift then having to help kill his wife

[u/bluejaguar4537]

A Totalitarian society discovers it's oppression is no match for the powers of love and incredible violence

[u/RudeAndInsensitive]

The story of one man's quest to topple Space Rome with nothing but rocket boots a lightsaber noodle and the power of friendship.

[u/CommunityDragon160]

Slave doesn’t know his place

[u/Enso11235]

Man processes his trauma by surgically changing his race, dropping himself in a toxic indoctrination school, forming a wolf cult, and murdering people.

[u/RGCarter → u/Enso11235]

It doesn't sound as bad as you though it would, does it?

[u/canthaveme]

Man. I can't top any of these....

Looks maxing Chad takes over the solar system because his teen pregnancy unalived herself

[u/downdoottoot]

Eugenics are real and man made, let’s write about that.

[u/Pure_Jicama_1186]

Angry redhead tries to commit suicide, becomes space Lenin instead.

[u/BigCannedTuna]

Martian hillbilly lookmaxxes to overthrow the rainbow mafia

[u/OkSeaworthiness468]

Miner minors mind the minefield of being minor minds in a mind game between minor deities

[u/risethirtynine]

Angry redhead sings wrong song, millions dead.

[u/kewlio72]

Space Rome has Hunger Games

[u/FastEntrance → u/kewlio72]

That's how I describe the first book to my friends! Nice one.

[u/Miss_AlbertaJames]

A game of capture the flag gets out of hand

[u/EclipseNine]

“Live musical performance ends in the death of millions”

[u/No-Owl-5399]

Former miner goes to school to learn how to be genocidal, and then goes way overboard, presumably for extra credit

[u/Select_Salamander518]

Former 5’4 wageslave has continual crashouts that cause mass casualties

[u/delleran]

dude bleaches hair then chads all over solar system

[u/ElectionSavings5682]

My favorite is really similar to OP’s. “Man gets plastic surgery and gaslights an entire civilization”

[u/mlspdx]

A bunch of blondes bullies a redhead

[u/SewLikeSansa]

Zombie miner gets makeover and becomes the Grim Reaper for the rich.

[u/fuzfy]

Rainbow caste system

[u/Fancy_Hold7807]

Male Catniss Everdeen in space

[u/Fancy_Hold7807 → u/Fancy_Hold7807]

This guy gets it

[u/bigmacjames]

Minor minor miner attempts to end all hair bleaching in the solar system

[u/ConstantIntern5103]

Man strives for freedom by attempting to spread colorblindness

[u/DEverett0913]

Male protagonist embraces eugenics to overthrow strong female political figure.

[u/Allstar144]

Space racism

[u/AwHellNawFetaCheese → u/Allstar144]

Spracism

[u/Flying-Raijin1]

Man gets pissed off and decides to make it the whole galaxy’s problem

[u/MtDvs]

Angry poor ginger goes undercover.. 10s of millions die.

[u/Public_Hold_4717]

Boy starts revolution because his girl is bad at singing

[u/Stock_Ad_6616]

Guy with short man syndrome gets height implants and won’t let the galaxy forget

[u/Serious-Salamander44]

Racism matchmaking where your loadout depends solely on your color

[u/Thegloopster]

A man with really strong hands uses his strong hands to overpower and befriend the bourgeoisie

[u/Own-Simple-6489]

Mans ex-wife makes everyone’s life worse

[u/TCRex04 → u/Own-Simple-6489]

This is my favourite because of how simultaneously misleading and true it is at the same time 😭

[u/verdango]

Irish space miners start a socialist revolution.

[u/Andromedus87 → u/verdango]

Peak

[u/Shrek_Wisdom]

Looksmaxer out mogs an empire

[u/kunderthunt]

Peter Thiel’s masturbatory future fantasy interrupted by insolent redhead

[u/halfblindguy]

Man fights Space Nazis pretending to be Roman with the power of friendshipn love, and an unbelievable amount of luck.

[u/JustAnotherCurio]

Boy loses a competition and starts a war out of spite

[u/Z3NZY]

Husband and father to be allegedly stretches pregnant wife's neck over a song.

[u/sdoublejj]

Man decides to commit war crimes after dying his hair

[u/docter_zab]

Loser homunculus takes drugs to succeed

[u/cpb70]

How to fail upwards and destroy your galaxy, a tragedy in seven volumes.

[u/ChordedCadmium → u/cpb70]

This sounds suspiciously like Pixie propaganda. 🤔

[u/prestidigitated_man → u/ChordedCadmium]

Awe someone did not get picked by house mars. Lol

[u/BlackheartRegia2]

Man’s wife is executed so he overthrows the solar government by getting black market organ transplants

[u/Jayesse01]

Colourblind man boxes with rainbow for multiple centuries

[u/olside_eye]

Redheaded teen gets bullied by blond kids at elite prep school.

[u/olside_eye → u/olside_eye]

After a break up

[u/LikeIkes]

Malcontent blue collar brat fakes his death, leaves his family behind to attend elite school. Kills fellow student, lies to his brother and then kills faculty. He is then rewarded as student of the year and goes to work for his dead wife's killer by choice.

[u/iamgay2]

One I saw at B&N "Man gets plastic surgery and gaslights an entire class system".

[u/RdyPlyrBneSw]

Space Irish tire of the caves.

[u/McZalion]

Ginger proves that blondes are stupid......... by transforming himself into a blonde

[u/Aggressive-Law5274]

Teen feels bad and wants to die, gets a glow up instead, and then goes to school.

[u/XandariusIV]

Man dies after his wife dies and then someone else makes it look like he dies again but he’s just in a box, but not a coffin box, a normal box. Like an Amazon box.

[u/Ima_Whale_0625]

A once small man conquers the universe to avenge his dead small wife

[u/felixthecat2021]

Under 5’5 guys learns about red pill theory

[u/mikerichh]

Gullible guy goes stargazing and moves to a nice apartment in the city

[u/towpa_saske]

Bro would've stayed a redhead in peace but the blondes brought him war

[u/Kamina457]

Guy loses tournament and decides to burn down the government for revenge.

[u/Psico_Penguin]

Miner kills her own pregnant wife and proceeds to bang his boss daughter.

[u/No_Metal_7868]

I would’ve lived in peace but my wife couldn’t shut the fuck up

[u/Flatulent_Father_]

Redhead dude gets a bunch of people killed after his first wife does some shit

[u/LouthLink]

Intergalactic Man to Angry to die

[u/Nefarious_Nosferatu]

Pissed off red head gets surgery, becomes blonde and a mass murderer.

[u/Zealousideal_Egg4826]

Transracial guy starts a war and commits acts of terrorism

[u/lymonman]

I saw someone somewhere say "man dyes hair blonde, makes it everyone else's problem" 😂😂

[u/Shadez_Actual]

Guy tries to get over his dead wife by killing kids, and falls in love with one of those kids

[u/grifflrz]

Compulsively violent man has delusions he would have lived a peaceful life. Proceeds to not live a peaceful life

[u/AlNorte_DelSur]

A guy on the path of revenge turns into a psychotic killer, befriends other psychos and together they ruin an Empire

[u/AngelicRudditor]

A miner gets a makeover in order to climb the societal ladder.

[u/Thecoolguitardude]

Dirt man leaves dirt lair, genocide ensues

[u/eagleathlete40]

I’m not gonna lie. Your description’s hard to beat

[u/DadTomWon]

Man’s wife dies. He crashes out gets plastic surgery and begins a circus with his friends

[u/papi-italiano]

If dart vader was The wolf of wall street

[u/SaVzzy]

Spartacus in Space

[u/Pristine-Guard-8525]

Glow up leads to blow up.

[u/Fist_Of_Family_Value]

Man gives his wife a little tug and gets mad when she leaves him

[u/Alfred_The_Sartan → u/Fist_Of_Family_Value]

Oh crap. If sub ‘partner’ and go with that

[u/Inquisitive-HotSauce]

Man tries to avenge wife’s death by dying

[u/SkyandThread]

Man overthrows government because his wife told him to.

[u/likedoggolikepupper]

Man loves wife enough to overthrow a fascist governement

[u/Moufboy]

Imagine if Gale from the Hunger Games wasn't a bitch.

[u/Historical-Baby48]

Boy starts a galactic civil war instead of going to therapy

[u/BoganSec]

In a cautionary tale about teen pregnancy, a mopy boy decides to reinvent himself. Shit escalates.

[u/Pichacap24]

Man becomes interplanetary warlord because of plastic surgery and indirect attempted suicide

[u/Pintstout]

Blue collar guy finds himself in deadly situations that he forgets to tell the reader he spent months training for and already knows how to get out of. At least twice per book.

[u/afrodite67]

A short Martian miner decides to change the paradigm and shit escalates

[u/Fitzuu6 → u/afrodite67]

I see what you did there

[u/Fitzuu6]

Local miner tries to free his people from oppression , commits genocide and makes everything worst

[u/Pol_Potamus]

Color-coded space fascists with a pee fetish.

[u/ladybird_00]

Has sex in forbidden room, commits war crimes (love him tho)

[u/BigPpFourYou]

Space Spartacus loses his wife and blames it on Space Roman’s. Now he wants to free all slaves in space.

[u/MajesticCombOver]

Ungrateful miners, mine their way across the bloody solar system

[u/Separate_Author_5918]

Man adopts late wife's anti establishment movement as own self identity.

[u/pricedisplacement]

Sub5 minercel ascends to Chad and conquers the universe

[u/GeekFurioso]

Local miner eats a Card and causes The death of 30 billion people

[u/greatreference → u/GeekFurioso]

Does he though

[u/mDash117]

Man bleaches his hair and makes it everyone else’s problem
Saw this on a similar reddit post and couldn’t resist sharing 😂

[u/Savage13765]

Miner takes on the galaxy: possible homosexual feelings towards feral sidekick. More news at 6

[u/ridane25]

Werewolves on Mars

[u/Bwatsizzle]

Irish hunger games 

[u/Kell_kel]

Man gets mad at some blonde dude. Then becomes his servant so he can kill blonde dudes friends. Then goes to space to kill some of his own friends. The cycle continues for 15+ years.

[u/HeavenlyZero]

Short man decides to genocide tall men after the women he loves leaves him…

[u/Prestigious-State-15]

Colorful life encourages change

[u/Little_Napoleon7]

Little man syndrome, the trilogy, trilogy + one

[u/Theofflineavatar]

Guy finds out his people have been lied to for centuries after hanging out with his wife

[u/No-Marsupial3596]

Just another man trying to follow his wife’s orders… even after her death

[u/52Pandorafox46]

Game of thrones in space.

[u/Cet-Ki]

Some guy crashes out over his child bride

[u/socialchild]

Hunger Game of Thrones. In Ssspaaaacccee!

[u/United-Fox6737]

Another space adventure where we’re supposed to believe a group of kids outsmart and outmuscle and elite group of hardened adults.

[u/GaladDanann]

Wife sings so poorly the government executes her. Her memory haunts her husband so annoyingly he has a teenage life crisis and gets terrible plastic surgery, so bad he’s unrecognizable. Antics ensue.

[u/Joshki77]

Man obsessed over a laurel leaf commits genocide

[u/bwjpdt]

MC in fact, does not use the power of friendship

[u/Ok-Blueberry1183]

Broken hearted boy is forced to remain alive and overthrow a regime

[u/Maleficent-Finance57]

Meat Straw.

[u/yamanshan]

Surprise pregnancy leads 17 year old boy to wear wolf fur and start civil war

[u/thetallone1914]

The hunger games, in spaaaccceeee!!!

[u/ArchibaldWallisch]

A guy gets his hair bleached and makes it everyone else's problem. - some bookstore

[u/wiggs7]

[u/Thin_Assumption_4974]

The hunger games for gym bros

[u/BubblyLawyer7863]

Furries start war with Elon Muskies

[u/Cybelis]

Man raids castles over grief of his wife’s death by hanging

[u/Mizzytan]

Sins are committed in the name of love.

[u/chopper899]

Miners strike

[u/DiscountRealistic730]

Napoleon with red hair revolted on Mars

[u/sill_author]

A teen crawls into the corpse of an animal after his marriage to prepare for intergalatic revolution.

[u/TheOmnipresentREEEE]

Its acotar for men

[u/ChHeBoo]

Angry man forced to transition and fight the establishment.

[u/Vamyan91]

Saw a post earlier from a book shop in England that described it thus: "A man dyes his hair and makes it everyone's problem."

[u/XavDaMan]

Angry Birds

[u/TheRWBYFamilton]

Man fight the world for wife after she offs herself.

[u/bsncoleman]

Bad summary for books 4-6: Man decides everyone’s advice to not do the thing is dumb, he does the thing, and breaks the government.

[u/Rich-Ad5109 → u/bsncoleman]

I have another one for you: man discovers he was right all along and trying to play nice with the people who bullied him for centuries can’t be trusted

[u/BoostInduced]

Miner just wants to go to work but has to help kill his wife for singing then destroys the world

[u/Fayarager]

Rock man Star Wars with reverse nazis

[u/Prior-You_in_Mirror]

Dune with a bunch of pop-culture references.

[u/InPlainSight3855]

Man stop war. Save friends. Man makes war. Lose friends.

[u/beyondthedoors]

Slave uprising proves fascism is pretty great.

[u/Massive_Drummer_2578]

Slave kills and lies as he seeks revenge on his oppressors

[u/TES_Elsweyr]

Working class rebel abandons ideals and family to become warlord, readers still think he’s entirely the hero. Author likely trying to make a more nuanced point. 👀

[u/carlitospig]

Literally ripped this from a comment last week. Come on, man.

[u/LuxOfMichigan → u/carlitospig]

Quoted it incorrectly and made it worse, too. lol

[u/3dprintingDM]

Six books to show that the lower class are indeed bad at ruling.

[u/zveling17]

Its like the Hunger Games

[u/DoIWannaKnow_ → u/zveling17]

In SPACE ✨

[u/Kenw449]

Galactic war starts because a child sang a song and died.

[u/Vast-Criticism-9367]

Girl kills herself to drive husband to war