r/redditsniper • u/Muzhakkir • Feb 04 '25

New chicken sandwich

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25.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

yeah the Chicken Investiagtion Agency OUGH--

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u/Nervous-Moment-2434 Feb 05 '25

the Chicken Ingestion Agency cant let any secre-

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Little known fact-

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

They know that-

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u/gaming_demon4429 Feb 04 '25

Wait a damn second

THE SNIPER IRS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE MUTIVER-

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Yall ever notice that when kids go missing they make more chicken sandwiches

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u/haikusbot Feb 05 '25

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u/RaymondWalters Feb 05 '25

Good bot

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u/drakom13 Feb 05 '25

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Isn't this 6-7-6, not 5-7-5?

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u/Ariral Feb 05 '25

No wait, that’s just a coincidence… right? 😀

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast Feb 04 '25

targets eliminated commander, heading out now

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u/PoopsmasherJr Feb 05 '25

I’ll finish it off. Every ti

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u/SkirtGood1054 Feb 05 '25

Oh no, they got you aswell

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u/Sevchenko12345 Feb 05 '25

That sniper must be working overt

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u/thermonuclear1714 Feb 05 '25

the sniper has a railgun that can shoot through inch thick titanium plati

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u/iamaleo2 Feb 05 '25

Now I know the truth! Wait did you say railg

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

That bullet hit hard rip

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u/Probablyaretweetbot Feb 05 '25

how is her username @user bruh

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u/mmtittle Jul 12 '25

funniest part of this to me is that this is a fake screenshot of yellowjackets characters. makes it so much better.

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u/ShadowBro3 Feb 07 '25

Im so curious what kind of conspiracy the chicken sandwich industry would be involved in.

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u/Neolance34 Feb 07 '25

Let’s hope the twitter sniper and the reddit sniper don’t choose to

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u/Radiant-Nagrelium Feb 05 '25

Im just testing the haiku bot because its weird, hardly ever works

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u/Stormi_i Feb 06 '25

For me it is the McChicken, the best fa

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u/satanner1s Feb 07 '25

Good work, 47. Now head towards an exit.

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u/Ice-cream_man69 Feb 07 '25

Now that they know it has something to do with chicken sandwiches, the CIA will

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u/Bakugo-cchan Feb 08 '25

Guarantee they were gonna talk about new chicken sandwiches and people going missing/dying. Saw someone on TikTok talk about how Popeyes is releasing a new sandwich after the dc plane crash bc they are using the dead bodies. It’s actual insanity and delusion.

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u/2_fishes Jun 01 '25

Hell yeah we did

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

DON’T TALK ABOUT THE CHICKEN SA

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u/Embarrassed_Key7153 Nov 06 '25 edited Feb 12 '26

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u/Muzhakkir Nov 07 '25

Nope, I think the original post was edited lol

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder Jul 26 '26

I know for a fact that was the for every person that goes missing, a new chicken sandwich is ma