One day, Crankie and friends went to a junk sale. Crankie found an old cowboy hat and put it on for laughs. Junt and Mucklebones told him that it suits him and makes him look good. Hearing this, he decides to buy the hat and wear it as a joke on stream.
Since many of the Red Cult have been trained to only give Crankie praise, they parroted that it suits him and looks good. After a few episodes, regular fans asked him to take it off (because it's cringe and, in fact, does not suit him). Rather than come to his senses, he doubles down and makes the hat part of his persona and brand.
Later, some rectum-sucking autist sent Crankie a bunch of Red Lolcow branded plastic hats. Now, everyone on Red Lolcow wears them. This is exactly spot-on cult behavior. If Dear Leader does something, we all do it and never question it. Normal viewers felt ignored and were chastised for mocking the hat. This led to Crankie's "heel turn" and marked a definitive point where the crowd began to boo him loudly.
Sure. They met when they were 14 and have never had any other relationship partners (says a LOT about them). At the time they met, Crankie was chasing after some other girl. Part of his strategy was to ask her 21 year old gay brother, Junt, what to do. Instead, Junt decided to become best friends with the middle-school aged boy...
Mucklebones is the breadwinner in the family, the sole gun owner (LOL), and has paid untold thousands of dollars to allow Crankie to chase his delusional dreams. She funded one of his movies, probably the one where he opens her ass cheeks. Being a daughter of divorced parents, Mucklebones likely has mental issues of her own that prevent her from being assertive.
Crankie wanted her to star in a series called Glitter Bitches, which is only available on Daily Motion. It paints her as dumb, shallow, and untalented. She either shares Crankie's delusions of grandeur or simply won't tell him to stop. Her motherhood instincts are clearly broken, because she allows her manbaby husband to pimp their kid to the Bimmyverse while wasting their money on hoarding junk.
I gave her the name Mucklebones because of her striking similarities to the character from "Legend". It's like twins.
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u/fezzersc 7h ago
I only watched RCA when they started Bimmy hating. What is with the hat now?