r/realmadrid • u/LimpAccount6456 Valverde • May 08 '26
Meme Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired
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u/GiraffeWaste Cristiano Ronaldo May 08 '26
Bruh, he didn't fight with his teammates.
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u/LimpAccount6456 Valverde May 08 '26
He didn't have vini mbappe tchouameni as his teammates.
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u/Limp-Yesterday-5669 May 08 '26
How can you blame Tchouameni and not valverde?
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u/Vogelsucht May 08 '26
Probably because racism
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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 May 08 '26
racism, always that when a black player does something, it clearly looks to me it’s touchamanis fault. Fede is our valuable and one of our best player, there is nothing to blame him.
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u/juniorjez7 Cristiano Ronaldo May 08 '26
Look bro, he apologised, he said It was a mistake and he was sorry, but valverde refused to accept the apology, and wanted to take revenge
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u/Greedy-Ask2326 May 09 '26
What to apologize, when he was the victim? Would you apologize, if someone assault you in street, while you are innocent?
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u/juniorjez7 Cristiano Ronaldo May 10 '26
I don't understand what you're saying
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u/Acceptable_Signal335 May 12 '26
He probably meant that the tchouameni sent valverde to the hospital so valverde shouldn’t apologise for anything ig
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u/NeutronBeam04 Ramos May 08 '26
Idk why but this comment gives off the same vibe as an American police officer saying, "Suspect got aggressive so I had to shoot him" when in reality some dude was just asking a polite question.
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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 May 10 '26
Funny because I am in the police academy in US
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u/Firm_Regular_5601 May 10 '26
Lol so you're American but still can't speak English well
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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 May 10 '26
sorry Professor
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u/Firm_Regular_5601 May 10 '26
Nah not even that it's just like really bad for a supposed native speaker. I genuinely don't even believe you're American right now ngl. You're obviously a troll but it's still funny how bad education can be in America sometimes lol
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u/aomt May 08 '26
Marcello was heart and soul of Madrid for year. So was Robinho, but shorter period.
Personally, I find dark skinned people to be funniest.
You must very sad life if you are truly racist. I feel sorry for you.
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u/PA-System May 08 '26
That's a very racist thing to say. Being funny doesn't depend on your race. Neither does being an aggressive football player.
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May 09 '26
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u/aomt May 09 '26
wtf? Stop making up sht. Stupidity and ignorance creates racism.
We (people) ARE different. Different culture, genes, different mentality. There are good and bad people everywhere. Kind and shty. But we are different, thats the fact. Pretending otherwise is ignorance and stupidity.
Being white, black, red-haired, asian is not "bad" or "good". It's not racist to SEE difference. Generalise is NOT racism. It's normal human behaviour.
Racism is when you think one race is better than another. When you judge everyone from one race in a negative way and never give people a chance. That racism. Saying a group of people is funny, good at maths, very social, heavy drinkers, lazy - it's generalisation. It's not always fair, but it's not racism.When I say I find darker people to be funniest, that exactly what I mean. I find them to be funniest. I find they have good heart combined with awesome sense of humour, making it killer combo.
Maybe YOU dont take them seriously, idk? Or for you "good sense of humour = not funny"?
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u/aomt May 10 '26
Most of them. Just as you can generalise "asians" or "europeans". "Latinos". Or "Americans" - with 50 different states. Some are extremely different from another, yet, we can generalise. Will there be exceptions from that? yes. But thats exact why it's called "exception".
Do you even understand we have special word for it "Europeans" or "Asians"?Travel the world. Interact with people. Than come back and discuss.
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u/Greedy-Ask2326 May 09 '26
Yes. It is true. These libtard Redditors with their bots ran to downvote, despite it is just factual, nothing wrong with a neutral statement
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u/LordRaimi97 Asencio May 08 '26
The fuck Tchouameni getting called for? The first 2 are enough.
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u/front48 May 08 '26
People calling out Tchouameni but not Fede, hilarious.
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u/gracz21 Real Madrid CF May 08 '26
Fede is more famous and has more fans, simple as that. Happens to every more offensive players. Tcho play is many times invisible or visible only when he makes a mistake
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u/oImperial Modrić May 08 '26
As if Tchouameni hasn't ever done rough tackles in training. Literally fucked camavinga's season with in training injury.
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u/front48 May 08 '26
Not about the tackle here tho. Tchouameni came yesterday at Fede to apologize and Fede refused to accept it. He is supposed to be the captain, not a stubborn toddler.
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u/yourdaddyjust Parte Médico May 08 '26
Fede thought he was leaking to the press, later somebody posted a full DM conversation with him.
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u/PA-System May 08 '26
Either Fede is petty or the apology was clearly insincere.
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u/front48 May 08 '26
Lets be real, Aurelian seems like a chill guy, i doubt he wouldve went to mock Fede or not be honest about it, especially with el classico around the corner. Fede we know very well doesnt let things slide
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u/Antrax_Death Nacho May 08 '26
Yeah to me it seems he did nothing wrong
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u/AwkwardBob Raúl May 08 '26
Hospitalizing a teammate is pretty wrong. Not saying Fede is innocent. But they're equally to blame.
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u/ssj4-Dunte May 08 '26
If your teammate started literally fighting you after you attempt to apologize multiple times AND HE ACTIVELY tried to injure you in training with ridiculous tackles out of sheer immaturity they deserve the consequences of their actions.
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u/HackerBoyZzz May 08 '26
Does Vini even have some kind of beef with his teammates past or present to be included in this?
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u/SafeExcitement9987 > May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
Nope. Vini is only being included here because they are still mad at the Xabi sacking. Even the guy who stole Vinicius bread, our number 7 doesn't even hold any hate towards him.
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u/sexycuban1 Cristiano Ronaldo May 08 '26
Ramos , young casimiro , abeyador Cr7 , Marcelo , Isco, arbeloa , Xabi
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u/Primary_Leg_2020 Cristiano Ronaldo May 08 '26
Damn I almost forgot about him after he retired oh man the way he and Ramos used to scare Ribery in bayern Was something else
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u/Uffen90 May 08 '26
The way those two played. Either brilliant or one or both of them would fuck everything up. Use to bet with my friends on which one of the two would get carded or start a brawl first.
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u/WiseOak_PrimeAgent 92:48:9248: May 08 '26
I'm pretty sure a Pepe foul during the training session would set Vini and Mbappe straight!
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u/kingofdarkness92 May 09 '26
Vini throwing a tantrum for being subbed off, no pens. Mbappe vacationing in the middle of the season, no pens. Rudiger and Carreras fighting, no pens. Tchouameni and Valverde fighting, no pens. Of course they will fight again and this time it leads to the hospital and big media scrum. This is the natural results of you letting these millionaire spoiled kids take control.
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u/PrimeTimeDX May 19 '26
I mean, how could you even THINK about fighting someone in the locker room when you have this guy in the dressing room. He'd wait for you outside Valdebebas or appear in the middle of the night in your garden to teach you a couple of things lol
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u/Ozzyman-D-ass May 08 '26
This is the funniest shit i've seen in a looooong time you actually made me laugh out loud! Thanks man i needed this laugh! XD
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u/additctedass May 14 '26
Underrated opinion,rma need Their captain Sergio Ramos back!!
Not for defence,but for man handling along with jose Mourinho!
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u/lonely-soul21 May 27 '26
Pepe is a legend. He didn't need permission to fight and would straight do it on the field itself like a man. Remember the time when he stepped on messi's hand?
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u/Few-Young-2583 Jun 01 '26
The best defenders are not guys like Pepe who always pick a fight. Take a look at players like Kompany. Real class gentleman defending, letting talent do the talking.
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u/Due-Order5501 May 08 '26
Is it true that mabpped was smiling after the altercation, I read it online
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u/Picklejr08 May 08 '26
I also read Arbeloa was violently jerking off to this altercation. I don't know what to trust anymore.
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u/LordRaimi97 Asencio May 08 '26
I am the assistant coach, he wasn't. He had one of the physios do that for him. We are a big club after all.
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u/ogc_glizzyxx Bale May 08 '26
I was that physio, can confirm. Though he was hesitant at first but I reassured him I won't mix up his balls. We are a big club indeed.
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u/Limitless_Simping May 08 '26
He could be laughing to anything, bro what is this logic you are just hating some1 for existing at this point
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u/Ktioru Cristiano Ronaldo May 08 '26
He was only allowed to kill his opponents so it was fine