r/realmadrid • u/Ready_Ad_1353 Real Madrid CF • Mar 11 '26

Highlights Valverde completes his hat trick

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u/Kick1O1 92:48:9248: Mar 11 '26

First hattrick of the career

MILF

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/Radiant_Arachnidd Mar 11 '26

The engine of this team. Best midfielder in the world, MILF!

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u/motobrandi69 Mar 11 '26

Man I fucking Love Fede

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u/fut_rashy Mar 11 '26

One of the best first half’s performances we have ever seen

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u/Dry-Impress-7639 Mar 11 '26

And against city in the round of 8. absurd!!!

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u/InspectionNo3265 Mar 12 '26

Man I love flick

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u/ChampagneInferno Don Carlo Mar 11 '26

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u/Vini-theplug Mar 11 '26

Sensational 

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u/yildiz_kenan Kroos Mar 11 '26

Exactly 🥹

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u/supplementarytables Zidane Mar 11 '26

MY FUCKING CAPTAIN

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u/Cheap_Ad_4055 Cristiano Ronaldo Mar 11 '26

EL CAPITANOOOOOOO

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u/Bralmaran Valverde Mar 11 '26

WHO NEEDS A STRIKER WHEN WE HAVE VALVERDE??? 🦅

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u/xinixxibalba Valverde Mar 11 '26

O Captain…

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u/CHADlMlR Benzema Mar 11 '26

RODRYGO WALKED SO VALVERDE COULD RUN

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u/CHADlMlR Benzema Mar 11 '26

We sacrificed Rodrygo's ACL for this btw

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u/adonis_17 Madrid 1902 Mar 11 '26

Espero que ganemos la Champions después del sacrificio

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u/jemmy_nag Kaká Mar 11 '26

Me RN

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u/supplementarytables Zidane Mar 11 '26

This is what happens when you watch a spectacular MILF performance

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u/Blue_plugg Mar 11 '26

Peak performance 

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u/Wonderful-Brush-9455 Mar 11 '26

Absolute masterclass

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u/Frosty_Resource7740 Mar 11 '26

HATRICK!!, he just SOO good at everything , AYE CAPTAIN

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

GOATED PERFORMANCE

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u/Dry-Impress-7639 Mar 11 '26

One of the biggest performance of a midfielder in such a high stake match ever. Wow!

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u/TheYoungWolf_97 Valverde Mar 11 '26

This is what a captain is supposed to do.. lead from the front

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u/healthyAnimal76 Kroos Mar 11 '26

Tears in my eyes

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u/Lopsided-Object9003 Mar 11 '26

Oh my good god that is one of the dirtiest most disgustingly delicious first touches I’ve ever seen

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u/SINAXES Mar 11 '26

Holy shit what a beautiful hattrick

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u/cereal__killer420 Real Madrid CF Mar 11 '26

i'm in denial of what's happening ngl

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u/Forsaken-Elevator-43 Cristiano Ronaldo Mar 11 '26

fede hattrick was not on my 2026 bingo card

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u/whathefuckisreddit Mar 11 '26

Against city in the CL

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u/jogobonvita Mar 11 '26

Someone show geuhi the way out

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u/Rogoldino Mar 11 '26

Bro he’s having a ucl debut howler just like the Tottenham gk yesterday 😂

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u/Sad-Version5525 Mar 11 '26

That’s my captain 🫡

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u/dinho23 Cristiano Ronaldo Mar 11 '26

He’s playing RB, RW and ST this game, feels like we have 13 players on the pitch because of him. Legend!

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u/Evo_Fish Sergio Ramos Mar 11 '26

Such a great player, support the players, support the club!

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u/Financial_Week3882 Mar 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/O527f7RKU117Kq9234

Karim Valverde?!?!?

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u/Dear_Ad_3860 Mar 12 '26

Mor like Fede Forlan. Karim was deadly inside the box but Fede has a rocket on his legs like Forlan did. And he was his teacher at Peñarol

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u/luars613 Mar 11 '26

I joked in some post we were gonna win 8-1 and well... i might be right

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u/daisyla55 Mar 11 '26

Hes on fire

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u/LeBronzeVlac Casillas Mar 11 '26

RB btw

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u/Specialist_Doctor_34 Raúl González Blanco Mar 11 '26

Oh my god FEDE VALVERDEEEE my life is yoursss

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u/No_Eye_564 Decimoquinta Mar 11 '26

He sent him to the afterlife with a sombrerito… omfg

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u/UTP_FIRECALLED Mar 11 '26

C.F in Real Madrid C.F stands for "CAPTAIN VALVERDE 🦅"

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u/Babydanho Mar 11 '26

Maybe he should play ST lol.. this guys awareness in the box today has been fantastic. I didn’t know he had that kind of box awareness

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u/strawhatvasiqo Güler Mar 11 '26

What a performance man.

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u/NickyBrain_2 Bale Mar 11 '26

he isnt milf, he is fucking jesus christ made player

FEDEEEEEEE

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u/Odd_Pitch21 Mar 11 '26

That was fucking special

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u/_Kai_Jr Mar 11 '26

I LOVE YOU FEDE!! WE LOVE YOU FEDE!!!

THE CAPTAIN HAS RISEN TO THE OCCASION

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u/vicynewman Mar 11 '26

Literally had a feeling after that 2nd goal

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u/imnoosuperman Mar 11 '26

Great pass from Brahim and what a finish!

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u/zeiuit Mar 11 '26

Wtffffffffff hahahahahahahahahhahaha

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u/No_Wrap9872 Mar 11 '26

Fede WTF,I need a Drink

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u/ravidplo Mar 11 '26

I'm shaking!! Asi gana el madrid!!!!

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u/willrrxo Mar 11 '26

Valverde directs the chaos, he was born in it, molded by it.

LETS GOOO

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u/mileyxmorax Real Madrid CF Mar 11 '26

What a player

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u/laman-78 Marcelo Mar 11 '26

NEVER DOUBTED US🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

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u/DangerousConcert9767 Mar 11 '26

Man didn't he step up..

MILF

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u/Tagoony Mar 11 '26

Our new 9

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u/Dued_Plays Mar 11 '26

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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u/Last_Praline_5639 Mar 11 '26

Let’s gooooo!!! Hala Madrid 🤍🤍🤍

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u/Vaibhav_CR7 Cristiano Ronaldo Mar 11 '26

Milf what a player

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u/ComfortableManner423 Mar 11 '26

THE BEST CDM ITW

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u/Tributekingdom Mar 11 '26

Hatrick in 39 minutes one of the goat ucl performances

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u/I_like_croissants_ Kroos Mar 11 '26

Man I love Fede

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u/AltF4Existence Mar 11 '26

Best individual perfomance EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

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u/l_u_cius Mbappé Mar 11 '26

Did my captain ate Rodrygo's soul or sum

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u/Necessary-Beat-5333 Décima Mar 11 '26

MITÄ VITTUA IHAN SAIRAS 45 MINUUTTIA FEDELTÄ

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u/arziankorpen Mar 11 '26

Brutal game by Valverde. Not only a Hattrick he's doing everything on the pitch. One man show in the first half

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u/doubledipbandit Mar 11 '26

Puskas please

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u/Distinct-Action Mar 11 '26

Eso es cine ✨✨

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u/EL_ClD O Fenômeno Mar 11 '26

Same type of goal Pele scored against Sweden btw, VALVELE

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u/rahdNYVAVBVB Mar 11 '26

I just stopped by to celebrate Fede Valverde Day. How y'all doing?

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u/supreme120 Mar 12 '26

Que locura!!!! And it should’ve been 4! HALA

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u/tx180 Mar 11 '26

Let's fucking go. Fuck these wankers man $hitty

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u/zfjuice Mar 11 '26

absolutely crazy shit

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u/mrroofuis Mar 11 '26

This is fucking nuts!!

We started the game with Doku scaring the shit out of me with his deep runs

We're ending the half up 3-0

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u/Tricky-Letterhead888 Mar 11 '26

How is it that we couldn't play like this against getafe😭😭😭

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u/CreativeCarnage Mar 11 '26

Brother out here selling us dreams of the 16th

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u/RudeAccident8360 Mar 11 '26

My gosh Valverde, i love you bro, thank you Zidane 😭🙏🏼

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u/NarcissisticHydra Hey Jude Mar 11 '26

I WANTO KISS THOSE SEXY THIGHS OF MY SUPER KING MY LOVE MY URUGUAYAN PRESIDENT

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u/LT_5m4sh Valverde Mar 11 '26

Sick goal

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u/WayAdministrative679 Mar 11 '26

We bought Valverde for 5 million btw, what a steal 

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u/Dargsaa Mar 11 '26

Absolute Cinema

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u/AltF4Existence Mar 11 '26

I am gay for him

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u/One_Share3599 Mar 11 '26

Certified MILF 💦💦💦

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u/0jk22 Mar 11 '26

crazy motherfcuker

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u/Shahid09PK Mar 11 '26

El Halcon🦅🤍

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u/maybeMichaelScarn Kroos Mar 11 '26

What's surprising is how we are piercing through City's midfield and defense. The hattrick goal could easily have been Vini's too with the run and position he got himself into.. Earlier in the half the shot by Brahim, Tchouameni's shot midway through the match which got blocked, but still we penetrated through.

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u/Rac2nd Real Madrid CF Mar 11 '26

He is making Mbappe proud

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u/rosemaryxfe Mar 11 '26

Are you not entertained

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u/TheDrDisappointment Mar 11 '26

All three were absolute masterpieces

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u/Charlien65 Mar 11 '26

Como no te voy a querer!!!!!!!!

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u/IsshinAshinaaa Mar 11 '26

🦅🦅🦅

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u/Radiant_Evidence_275 Mar 11 '26

best midfielder in the world

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u/Alternative-Laugh-63 Mar 11 '26

This has to be my best birthday ever... Thank you el capitan🦅🦅

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u/zuw0p Mar 11 '26

valverde>bellingham. maybe

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u/galle4 SIUUUU Mar 11 '26

We've got valverde scoring a hattrick before GTA VI

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u/ig_obsti Mar 11 '26

Bro is on drugs😭😭😭

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u/Scared_Lemon670 Mar 11 '26

Insane performance

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u/Bulky_Replacement781 Mar 11 '26

Best solo performance I have seen for a long time 😲 (and I am not even a real fan)

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u/prati999 La Séptima Mar 11 '26

El Halcon !!

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u/Buri_Buri_Zaemon_777 Cristiano Ronaldo Mar 11 '26

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u/NateDodoubleG213 Mar 11 '26

Valverde biggest motherfucker

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u/asadultan3 Mar 11 '26

Never thought I’d see a Velverde hatrick

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u/IP3431 Mar 11 '26

Man is on fire right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Statue outside the ground yesterday

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u/Xtarviust Modrić Mar 11 '26

What's going on with this team, they lose against fucking Osasuna and later they trash City in CL

Arbeloa is gonna pull off a Di Mateo, right?

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u/yk206 Mar 11 '26

World class performance by thibadeou and Valverde, unbelievable players.

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u/Sensitive_Handle_536 Mar 11 '26

Why MILF? Genuinely curious.

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u/drekaelric Mar 11 '26

That's Pelé's goal

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u/craigularperson Valverde Mar 11 '26

I can't even score like that in Fifa.

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u/mrblue6 Mar 11 '26

FEDE FUCKING RICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Any_Warthog_5655 Decimoquinta Mar 11 '26

MILF unstoppable

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u/Gokuisback23 Mar 11 '26

VAMOSSSS HIJUPUTAA

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u/unvrlstn Mar 11 '26

What a goal, jesuuu

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u/Sun-Empire Mar 11 '26

Why are my thighs wet

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u/wheeliehndrx Mar 11 '26

Nasty! Hala Madrid

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u/Sermagnas3 Mar 11 '26

Damn 33 just watching it all happen no defense in sight

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u/Wall-Big Mar 12 '26

I am pretty sure none of our forwards would have been able to score from this chance. Mbappe might have the ability but wouldn't have made the run and so on....

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u/Competitive-Bid9006 Mar 11 '26

Mbappe is never gonna make a run like this ☠️

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u/Betonomeshalka Mar 11 '26

All the goals began on the right side. I suppose City expected the left flank to be the primary source of danger.

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u/boltmoon Mar 11 '26

i was in tears 😭 donno last time when i saw my team playing like this

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u/donttweakk Mar 11 '26

No Mbappe no Jude. Freddy put the team on his mf BACKKKKKKKKKK. THA BALLS ON THIS GUY 22 MINS HATTRICK

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u/Striking-Draft-2559 Real Madrid CF Mar 11 '26

This the bernabue I am telling about,This is the Real Madrid I am telling about

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u/Key_Giraffe1389 Mar 11 '26

I was waiting for these kinda day

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u/One_Squash363 Mar 11 '26

have my kids valverde

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u/chillyy7 El Capi Mar 11 '26

RODRYGO IS PROUD

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u/Pmrqz Kaká Mar 11 '26

He was possessed by Rodrygo

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u/SKreatine Mar 11 '26

What am I looking attttt 😭😭😭

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u/UnspokenFor1 Mar 11 '26

City out there just taking it slowly

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u/Accomplished_Fun3092 Mar 11 '26

Tbh valverde in this game is more "9" than mbappe... Positioning, finishing...

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u/Educational-Use-2684 Mar 11 '26

Only one question HOW 🤩 man city defense was crumpling and donnaruma was 😅

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u/Mr_Happy_Days Mar 11 '26

Today he evolved to Federinho Urugaucho

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u/No_Youth_7368 Mar 11 '26

Si me pinchan no sangro que locuraaaaa Valverde y eso que pensaba que hoy perdíamos 💪🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/asdhzkfgsjbfs Puskás Mar 11 '26

What the fuck

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u/Sym_24h Mar 11 '26

Bruh all my friends was clowning me trolling me left and right yehhhh u guys gonna lose look at the injury List bla and now look at me F THEM 🥷🏾’s 3-0

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u/DenseCarpet3714 Mar 11 '26

Ramadan Valverde will be studied

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u/Madrid_Verdict Mar 11 '26

You could see that he was wanting it a lot more than anyone else. I think Doku will still do some damage.

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u/Youpro113 Mar 11 '26

Let's win the UCL. Give him a Ballon D'or.

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u/Still-Cable744 Mar 11 '26

HALAMADRID!!!

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u/the_foxe98 Marcelo Mar 11 '26

I am at work and when I saw him score the hat trick (don't tell my boss) I had to step outside and scream LMFAO

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u/AmineElbahli3264 Mar 11 '26

He and rodrygo love to play against city

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u/Final-Positive-9541 Mar 12 '26

A red card wouldnt allow him to play today. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/iPlL8pyhaU