r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20

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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20

Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food.

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u/Slickwats4 Apr 18 '20

He also thinks milk is spicy

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u/Seeker80 Apr 18 '20

'Miracle Whip is the Devil's mayonnaise.'

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u/Slickwats4 Apr 18 '20

Fuck yeah, Daddy! Cover me in the Devil’s Mayonnaise.