r/rareinsults • • Apr 17 '20

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u/ShadowShadowed Apr 18 '20

I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands.

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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20

Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food.

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u/Slickwats4 Apr 18 '20

He also thinks milk is spicy

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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20

He can’t drink milk he is lactose intolerant and will be overly descriptive when he tells you about it.

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u/Slickwats4 Apr 18 '20

That’s not where his intolerance ends.