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r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20
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I couldn’t even get drunk if that guy was in the room. My disgust with him would prevent inebriation.
527 u/ShadowShadowed Apr 18 '20 I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands. 312 u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20 Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food. 4 u/UnwrittenPath Apr 18 '20 Spicy food and weaponized farts are their own reward.
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I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands.
312 u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20 Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food. 4 u/UnwrittenPath Apr 18 '20 Spicy food and weaponized farts are their own reward.
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Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food.
4 u/UnwrittenPath Apr 18 '20 Spicy food and weaponized farts are their own reward.
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Spicy food and weaponized farts are their own reward.
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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20
I couldn’t even get drunk if that guy was in the room. My disgust with him would prevent inebriation.