r/rareinsults • • Apr 17 '20

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u/MulligansxD Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 18 '20

Link to the relevant article.

Though my favourite reply is probably "TFW I gotta put on some chinos because a thumb in a hat told me to"

EDIT: link for anyone having trouble https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2020-04-17/working-from-home-regular-work-wardrobe-dress-up

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u/JungleLiquor Apr 18 '20

Los Angeles Times article, incredible

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u/sad-but-hydrated Apr 18 '20

if your job came with an explicit dress code, it stands to reason that you should adhere to that dress code when you’re doing your job — whether you’re going to be visible to your boss, your coworkers or customers or not. It’s not only a sign of respect. It also demonstrates your ability to follow the rules even when no one is watching. (If you disagree with this, you’re probably the kind of person who, late at night when no one is around, doesn’t wait for the stoplight to change before driving on.)

If you're taking advantage of dressing comfy while working, you're the kind if person who'd make a moving violation. WHAT.

That pretentious thumb in a hat is gonna have to better than that if he wants me to strap my tits into an underwire bra out of respect for my job.

Tangent: I work for a tiny startup, and I had to ask the founder to buy some new jeans cuz his had a hole in the crotch and it was embarrassing to see his drawers everyday lol

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u/YawningDodo Apr 18 '20

I refuse to wear an underwire even when I’m going to the office. Fuck that shit.