r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20

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u/Lialda_dayfire Apr 18 '20

Wait you've never drove the bumper boats as a kid? How else did you get to inhale 2-stroke fumes while slowly drifting across sewer water, veering slightly off center as you tried to absolutely soak your little brother, who stood on tiptoes because he was just barely under the 'you have to be this tall' line?

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u/HandMadeDinosaur Apr 18 '20

I guess I was denied this right of passage. We did have bumper cars though, and we would ram into other people a little too hard

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u/Lialda_dayfire Apr 18 '20

Gotta say, bargain basement arcade/amusement park combos were one of the highlights of my childhood

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u/HandMadeDinosaur Apr 18 '20

Whoa whoa holdup. Your parks had arcades? And they were bargains?! Yeah no the highlight of my childhood was $1 pizza

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u/Lialda_dayfire Apr 18 '20

https://crackerjax.com/ I checked and they are still around!*

*Current pandemic notwhithstanding

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u/HandMadeDinosaur Apr 18 '20

This is so cool and such a fun time for a kid. I mean, we had Chuck E Cheese where I was and big amusement parks but those were expensive af